You know you're a UPS driver if...

[mdnj88]

You guys are cracking me up. So many funny things you all
Mentioned! I always reach for the fob or I get in my car and reach for the stupid start button and I'm always reaching for the e-brake.

 

[mike1646]

7:00 is half a day here.


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[BigBrown3605]

If you get off at 7pm in my center, you've had a bad day........

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

If you get off at 7pm in my center, you've had a bad day........

If you get off by 7 they will send you a message to go help so and so, or will scream what the hell!!! We need help out there! If you are back before 7

 

[BigBrown3605]

If you get off by 7 they will send you a message to go help so and so, or will scream what the hell!!! We need help out there! If you are back before 7

That's sucks........ For some reason I have a really bad habit of turning my phone off and leaving my DIAD on the shelf on my way in to the center..........

 

[stoliohranj]

Well, you can't answer or look at either while driving, so you wouldn't have a chance till you got back to the center anyway!

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[degill7994]

During the weekend, you leave one of the big box stores and approach your personal vehicle from the right side.

Don't tell me you haven't ever done this..............

Too many times!Lmao.

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[TooTechie]

You catch yourself backing first when parking your personal car to avoid a back first exception.
You park with impunity (I catch myself parking in no parking areas all the time since I went driving).
When parking next to a curb in your personal car you reach to put your flashers on.

 

[wornoutupser]

7:00 is when I usually get my meet point and drive back out!

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Trying to clutch in your automatic personal vehicle is always a classic.


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[Wally]

You can see a shipper number and know the parcel is "adult toys".

 

[Indecisi0n]

Peeing in empty water bottles.

 

[JL 0513]

Peeing in empty water bottles.

LOL.

...If every time you see and empty bottle you think...ooh, a piss bottle! And you want to keep it.

 

[Harry Manback]

LOL.

...If every time you see and empty bottle you think...ooh, a piss bottle! And you want to keep it.

Or if, every time you see a plastic bottle on the side of the road, you wonder if there's pee in it.

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[jaker]

You back in no matter where you park

 

[Anonymous 11]

You think getting off early means 7 o'clock


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You've crapped your pants out on the route.

 

[728ups]

you buy a huge bag of dog treats every week,and you dont even own a dog

 

[ibleedbrown]

you got to a friends house and if he doesn't answer within seconds you put an info notice on his door and high tail it back to your car.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

You've crapped your pants out on the route.

No DR bags handy?

 

[joeboodog]

you got to a friends house and if he doesn't answer within seconds you put an info notice on his door and high tail it back to your car.

But before you do that you knock AND ring the bell.