Your Favorite Quote Or Statement on BrownCafe

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by mrbrownstone, Oct 21, 2014.

  1. mrbrownstone

    mrbrownstone Active Member

    I have read through a lot of threads in my short time here on BrownCafe and have read some very creative posts some in fact that I have found very funny.

    In one such post Indecision stated something the lines of "At UPS we never stop learning. We learn each day what we did wrong." At the time and in context to what Indecision was responding to this really cracked me up and I never forgot it.

    What are some quotes from this site you have liked, funny or not?

    Indecision, feel free to reference that quote if you can remember what thread you posted it in or what is was in response to.
     
  2. 30 to life

    30 to life Active Member

    You are asking a lot I can't even remember my dok
     
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  3. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

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  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    "Where do I buy socks"?

    I also love the "I was fired" threads. They start out with you wondering why this person was let go, then, bit by bit, the facts keep streaming out. Guilty as charged!
     
  5. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    I know Sober has said a few times that.. "anything that you do to get off of one report at UPS will end up landing you on another report".
     
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  6. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Any post from Upstate
     
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  8. Wut?
























    Please deposit 5 cents ,to the Cosmo1 copyright fund.
     
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  9. So and so dropped his load.
     
  10. VonDutch

    VonDutch Bite your tongue, Missy

    "Yawn" is pretty catchy. I wish it came on a tshirt
     
  11. UPSwife0174

    UPSwife0174 Member

    Hazmat guy:
    "If i was a brownie id eat myself."

    Read more: http://www.browncafe.com/community/...oing-ft-and-progression.358242/#ixzz3Gsd66rMA

    I'm just a lurker here, found this site when my husband went full time driving and I was trying to find info on what shoes to look for that wouldn't fall apart cuz what we had bought (twice) wasn't cutting it. But this comment made me laugh out loud at my desk, letting my peeps know I was most definitely not working when I was supposed to be.
     
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  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Someone once called people in the Ivory tower "desk drivers". I think it had to do with someone arguing with Hoax. I always thought that was a neat term and have used it myself a few times.
     
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  13. mrbrownstone

    mrbrownstone Active Member

    "The Green Light of Death" when the green Diad light goes on. I forget who O reqd first use this but I always say it now myself.
     
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  14. saskat

    saskat New Member

    Someone referred to their package car looking like it had been loaded by Stevie Wonder with a shovel. I still laugh about that.
     
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  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I think that was Heff...
     
  16. MassWineGuy

    MassWineGuy Active Member

    Anything that Bleedin or UPState say is the best.
     
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Talk about opposite ends of the intellectual spectrum.
     
  18. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Disgruntled former employee was being sarcastic. But which lonely end of the spectrum are you on, Dave? Oh right, the part where even Rowdy turns you down...images-11.jpeg
     
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  20. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown