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Originally Posted by JimJimmyJames  I was at Liberty State Park a couple of weeks ago with my daughter. Right next to the park, Goldman Sachs has the biggest building in NJ.
I told my daughter that within that building resided pure evil.
Underneath the building they have a secret lab where they developed the "G" virus. When injected into a normal human, it turns them into an investment banker who's sole purpose is to destroy America by robbing it of all it's money.
Sad thing is, that's probably not too far from the truth    . |
Your story reminds me years ago as we made a trip to the gulf coast, we passed through Columbus Ga. and crossed the river there into Alabama. Well the river that morning had a rather ripe smell to it and of course from the rear seats came the obvious, "What's that smell?" Never to pass up a golden opportunity, I told my kids this is what Alabama smelled like because of the mass production of mobile homes that takes place there. Now the real humor gets to the return trip as we head out of Florida crossing back into Alabama and my son at the time being about 7 yelled, "Hold your nose, here's come Alabama!" I think I didn't stop laughing until we got back to Columbus!
All kidding aside, Alabama is a wonderful State especially the area around Scottsboro to Huntville (great caving) so Alabamians don't get to upset with my humor at your expense. My son does know now that the smell's source is actually from Georgia because we use the river as a septic tank! He also knows that it's this way because the gov't holds a monopoly of controlling, handling and processing all the SCHITT that our society dishes out!
But this too shall pass!
Also Jim, on another humorous note, I saw
this on Goldman Sachs. If it didn't have such an air of truth to it, it'd be a pure gut buster. I think "The Onion" missed a golden opportunity.
Let's Look Some More At Goldman Sachs 
