About 12 years ago I had a pickup at this place and the lady that ran it looked kinda like the wicked witch of the west.She was a bitch.She had pictures of her dog all over her desk.
I walk in one day and she has the dog in her arms.
I don't know why I said it,but I said,Hey, you brought your son to work...
Man...I'll never forget that look...
My opinions do not reflect that of UPS.Getting old sucks.
I delivered to a beauty supply store and the 2 ladies working there were morbidly obese wearing an obscene amount of makeup. Plus they both had the fakest, orangest tans Ive ever seen with the fakest bleach blonde hair. They were both around 45 and were trying to dress like skinny 18 year olds. They looked RIDICULOUS and I couldn't stop laughing. The worst part was one of them was hitting on me and it was just unbearable.
Except for the fatness, I had a Tammy Faye Baker flashback!Originally Posted by BBAK
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!"
Im not even joking, they had this much makeup on.
I miss you, Mimi !!Im not even joking, they had this much makeup on.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!"
That eyeshadow should be outlawed!Im not even joking, they had this much makeup on.
"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."-Woodrow Wilson-
That particular color is called Trailer Park Blue.
...and is currently on display at the cosmetics counter at Walmart...
Anyone can Google.
I have to go to WalMart if I want to check out the new 'Skinny Girl' cosmetics. I'm there !!!
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!"
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