I'm going to intentionally break by pinky toe this weekend.

[covemaster]

I can't believe that the B.Cers have replied 80 times here !!
Clearly this guy is a Moron,or a 12 year old kid who hacked onto his Dad's B.C page !!
I'm leaning towards TROLL , but my gut says MORON because I have seen plenty in my years here !!!
Why don't you just break a leg there killer !!!

[Integrity]

I did not, I was not aware of such a process. Would it of helped?

clarnzz,

I am not sure, but that is what I will do if my son's team ever advances that far.

See Article 16 Section 2 of the Master.

Sincerely,
I

[Omega man]

Well, they at least give a minimal hoot about me as I know 75+ % routes in our center and can run scratch+ on every one of them. I do not think my self mutalition wil have any effect on company policy. I just see it as my only option besides dishonesty.

If you are able to run scratch on all those routes you are most likely cutting corners or doing things wrong. You should break two of your toes. Seriously though, you have contractually allowed sick days. Use them.

[Camping Nana]

I'd never miss work cause of poison ivy.

You obviously have never had a "real" case of poison ivy or poison oak. ROFL ...................

[rocket man]

you must be a great leader for your team? i dont think so. use a personell day then 2 sicks days, the toe thing is dumb. ten years from now you will remember the champion game ten years from they wont remember you took 3 days . save your toe and call sick. have fun i hope you win.

[srvhero]

Man up....Call in and TELL them you will not be in. Bam !!, its done. And no broken toe.

[robot]

Just break the toe, do it now!!!! Why wait till Sunday? This way you can get some rest and relaxation before the big game!!!

[rocket man]

Dooooooooooo iiiiiiiittttttt!

if you break your toe do it on line i want to watch a moron in action

[UpstateNYUPSer]

I did not, I was not aware of such a process. Would it of helped?

No---you cannot request a one day leave of absence.

[Jackburton]

You could also break your whole foot and take a month or two off. Go big or go home.