Good Quotes Part Deux

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Any person capable of angering you becomes your master;
he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him.

Epictetus
(55-135 AD, Roman Philosopher)

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.

-- Benjamin Disraeli

"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."

-- Finley Peter Dunne

"The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than their minds."

-- William J. Durant

"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible."

-- Unknown

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Women make great leaders. You're following one now.

They added up all the people in this country who consider themselves a minority and it added up to more than the population of the country.


Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Bill Maher

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Bill Maher

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

~Paul Harvey~

"All of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today." - Dale Carnegie

If life is like a stage, I want better lighting.

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."

Dave Barry

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A TV can insult your intelligence.....but nothing rubs it in like a computer!

When the subject of heaven and hell was broached in conversation one day, Ernest Hemingway politely declined to offer any opinion. "Excuse me for not answering," he said. "I have friends in both places."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's
relativity."

~Albert Einstein~

I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.

~John Wayne~

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

~Bill Watterson~

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
~John Wayne ~


Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
~John Wayne~

If you don't take time with your friends, time takes your friends.

Nothing is free. You pay for your mistakes and then you learn from them.

A good round of golf is a few good shots and a lot of good misses.

What I've found, based on experience with my wife, is that menopause coincides with psychostart.

"You win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category."

~Al Gore~