Good Quotes Part Deux

It's called "golf" because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

Just build a bridge and get over it !!

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
> Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
> Go for someone who makes you smile,
> because it takes only a smile to
> make a dark day seem bright.
> Find the one that makes your heart smile.
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Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

~Andy Rooney~

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

The happiest of people don't necessarily
> have the best of everything;
> they just make the most of
> everything that comes along their way.

Plan for the future but live for today.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Help me to see that shadows only make it easier to see how gloriously the sun shines along my path.

Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying....."I will try again tomorrow."

~Maturity is overrated~

Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and
love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their
all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

~M. Acklam~

Stop telling God you've got big problems.

Tell your problems you've got a BIG GOD!

CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE

"Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."

~ Bill Cosby ~

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

~Bill Cosby ~

I love you more today than yesterday.......Yesterday, you really pissed me off!

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

~ Bill Cosby ~

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.

OLD IRISH CURSE....

"May those that love us love us;
and those that don't love us,
may God turn their hearts; if He
can't turn their hearts, may He
turn their ankles, so we'll
know them by their limping."

BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.