Good Quotes Part Deux - Page 69 - Brown Cafe

DS · 03-08-2007, 09:15 PM

heres another..more sent me these

DS · 03-08-2007, 09:21 PM

out of the mouths of babes

DS · 03-08-2007, 09:28 PM

ok this ones the best

moreluck · 03-09-2007, 04:47 AM

"If you're not confused you're not paying attention."

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

"A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don't change it, you can't go anywhere."

There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.

moreluck · 03-09-2007, 08:49 AM

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

moreluck · 03-09-2007, 07:03 PM

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

moreluck · 03-10-2007, 07:04 AM

Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.

Reason to Smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

There is an Indian proverb or axiom that says that everyone is a house with 4 rooms, a physical, a mental, an emotional and a spiritual. Most of us tend to live in one room most of the time, but we need go into every room every day, even if it's only to keep it clean.

moreluck · 03-11-2007, 05:50 AM

"Scientists are saying that if global warming doesn't stop the oceans could rise as much as four and a half feet. One thing all scientists can agree on is that Gary Coleman is going to drown." - Conan O'Brien

Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head. ~Chinese Aphorism~

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

moreluck · 03-12-2007, 07:15 AM

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." (Plato)

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. ~ Robert Brault~

It isn't your position but your disposition that brings you happiness or unhappiness.

moreluck · 03-12-2007, 06:12 PM

Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

moreluck · 03-13-2007, 07:39 AM

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

moreluck · 03-13-2007, 10:36 AM

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

"The state Senate in Florida wants to outlaw the term 'illegal alien' because it is insensitive. They want to go with a more politically correct term, like 'Wal-Martian." - Jay Leno

Many could use the example set by the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy.

moreluck · 03-14-2007, 07:56 AM

Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

False hope is nicer than no hope at all.

moreluck · 03-15-2007, 06:09 AM

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

"Go" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

You don't need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough yet to ask you all the questions.

moreluck · 03-15-2007, 08:16 AM

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Fact: People whose partners snore lose two years of sleep in their lifetime, according to a survey. (poor Bob)

Car sickness refers to that feeling we all get when we see that first dent in the fender.

moreluck · 03-16-2007, 07:33 AM

"Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income- tax form than it does to make the income."

"Don't ever take a fence down, until you know why it was put up." - Robert Frost.

"If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it."

"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

moreluck · 03-17-2007, 06:42 AM

"Here's some good news. Drug use among teenagers is down. Teenagers are saying "No" to drugs. Now if we can just get the teenagers to say "No" to their teachers we'd be in great shape." --Jay Leno

You would not get lonely if you built bridges instead of walls.

Florida: God's waiting room.

moreluck · 03-17-2007, 07:17 AM

A lot of trouble can easily be caused by combining a small mind and a large mouth.

"St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time – a day to begin transforming winter’s dreams into summer’s magic.” (Adrienne Cook)

HUSBAND: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

moreluck · 03-17-2007, 02:29 PM

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?
If so, how could you treat them?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

moreluck · 03-18-2007, 05:33 AM

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

moreluck · 03-19-2007, 07:16 AM

"France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they
didn't stop their program they would, you know, warn them again." - Jay Leno

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer

Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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moreluck · 03-19-2007, 10:39 AM

"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."

"Happiness is felt by making other people happy."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap."

moreluck · 03-20-2007, 05:39 AM

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth. She must be found and stopped!

moreluck · 03-21-2007, 07:27 AM

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it."

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens."

"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."

moreluck · 03-21-2007, 08:13 AM

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

"No matter what you do there will be critics."

"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if it's wages were paid immediately."