Good Quotes Part Deux

If I've spent 1/3 of my life sleeping, why am I so tired ??

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

As long as there are tests......there will be prayer in schools!

I finally figured out who let the dogs out, and no one cares anymore.

Advice for the Day: If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

"Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism"
Bill Moyers

The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

How about making a constitutional amendment that declares anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?

"In the game of life, nothing is less important than the score at half time." - Anonymous


"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." ~Unknown

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

George Burns once said, "Tennis is a game for young people. Until age 25, you can play singles. From there until age 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you my age, but when I played, there were 28 people on the court - just on my side of the net."

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a fellow playing golf with his boss!

"You decide either to pursue your own dreams, or to work for someone else who
has."

"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."

"Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does."

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

SEEN ON A BUMPER STICKER:

It's been Monday all week!

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it."
(H.E. Fosdick)

Do not be afraid to go out on a limb ... That's where the fruit is.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

(Charlotte Whitton)

"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks"

(Daniel Boone...1734-1820)

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.

William James
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We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.

Thornton Wilder

Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.

I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight. My insulin keeps me alive; my Prozac keeps them alive.

Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is a progress. Working together is a success.

~ Henry Ford

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Allophones Karr

A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

(Benjamin Franklin...'Poor Richard's Almanac')