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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on
my peanut butter you idiot !!
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04-15-2009, 09:04 PM
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04-16-2009, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ajblakejr  Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego | so he got some tequila
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04-16-2009, 04:59 AM
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on
my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.
Then everyone went to Vegas
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04-16-2009, 05:12 AM
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.
Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet | |
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.
Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet
and they said, "Danke Schoen".
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04-16-2009, 08:23 AM
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.
Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
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But Fat Albert had already
jumped headlong into the disgusting oozy mess and was sliding rapidly toward oblivion. Thats when Paula moaned, "Oh, Fat Ablert, do you have any M&Ms?" Just then Simon came running with only Reese's Peanutbutter cups.
"Hey, hey, hey!", said Fat Albert. "Hay is for horses...Cheese Whiz without crackers but you got chocolate on my peanut butter you idiot !! Fat Albert destroyed Simon's ego, so he got some tequila.
Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise,
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!".
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert,
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones | |
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones
threw old panties he'd collected | |
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04-16-2009, 07:18 PM
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Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limosine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones
threw old panties he'd collected from previous shows aftrehours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically
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[QUOTE=moreluck;516975]Then everyone went to Vegas, on Wayne Newton's private jet and they said, "Danke Schoen".
"God bless you!", someone answered.
The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are | |
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The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have | |
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The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?
They remind me of my
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The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?
They remind me of my
moms home-made chili. They smell
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The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?
They remind me of my moms home-made chili. They smell
of meat, beans and cumin!
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Originally Posted by moreluck The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?
They remind me of my moms home-made chili. They smell
of meat, beans and cumin! | "Chili makes me gassy!" she
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The limousine pulled away onto the long smooth highway. But Wayne Newton had a surprise, "Jennie, you need FIVE words!". Then Paula, Simon and FatAlbert, witnessed the driver, Tom Jones, throwing old panties he'd collected from previous shows afterhours.
Jones clutched his chest frantically, screaming, " Paula, how old are those bellbottom jeans you have?
They remind me of my moms home-made chili. They smell
of meat, beans and cumin!"Chili makes me gassy!" she
should've taken Bean-O and there
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