Five Word Story - Page 2 - Brown Cafe

over9five · 04-02-2009, 07:27 PM

cold water ran down my

ajblakejr · 04-02-2009, 07:50 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress exposing my hard

Sammie · 04-02-2009, 07:53 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes.

over9five · 04-02-2009, 08:09 PM

New clothes that unfortunately I

ajblakejr · 04-02-2009, 08:34 PM

allowed Paula pick out for

Sammie · 04-02-2009, 08:39 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't

DS · 04-02-2009, 09:09 PM

had sex since Omar died,

Sammie · 04-02-2009, 09:39 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon

over9five · 04-03-2009, 04:31 AM

really rocked my world tonight.

moreluck · 04-03-2009, 04:56 AM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight.

I was fully engrossed in

over9five · 04-03-2009, 05:19 AM

reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations

moreluck · 04-03-2009, 05:54 AM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations

and over9five's hysterically funny comments

fethrs · 04-03-2009, 05:57 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments, it's much more fun than

moreluck · 04-03-2009, 06:22 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments, it's much more fun than

Picking porcupine quills off Betsy.

Bad Gas! · 04-03-2009, 06:34 PM

Simon and Paula grab each

ajblakejr · 04-03-2009, 06:53 PM

arm of Randy to start

over9five · 04-03-2009, 07:20 PM

stomping cockroaches that were eating

ajblakejr · 04-03-2009, 07:59 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments,it's much more fun than picking porcupine quills off Betsy.

Simon and Paula grab each arm of Randy to start stomping cockroaches that were eating flesh of the next contestant

satellitedriver · 04-03-2009, 08:11 PM

SAT then enters the brawl

Hoaxster · 04-03-2009, 08:13 PM

Does anybody like their job?

brownmonster · 04-03-2009, 08:46 PM

He exclaims rather slack jawed

Sammie · 04-03-2009, 09:14 PM

[quote=ajblakejr;510805]I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments,it's much more fun than picking porcupine quills off Betsy.

Simon and Paula grab each arm of Randy to start stomping cockroaches that were eating flesh of the next contestant. SAT then enters the brawl. "Does anybody like their job?", he exclaims rather slack jawed, as he ran into a

ajblakejr · 04-03-2009, 09:18 PM

dude looking for Mr. Hand

Sammie · 04-03-2009, 09:33 PM

I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments,it's much more fun than picking porcupine quills off Betsy.

Simon and Paula grab each arm of Randy to start stomping cockroaches that were eating flesh of the next contestant. SAT then enters the brawl. "Does anybody like their job?", he exclaims rather slack jawed, as he ran into a dude looking for Mr. Hand. The sound of a glass

UpstateNYUPSer · 04-04-2009, 03:38 AM

[quote=Sammie;510850]I decided to go on American Idol with no talent. The first song I sang had everyone crying about the broken hearted lovers of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbins. The judges cast their votes,and Simon's bloody remark was "Is that turban official taliban?"
Owning just one dirty dress and a pair of pumps, how the heck would I fall flat on my face and send America my red flag, 'death to the infidels' stitched on my lacy panties? The sound of a chainsaw took the audience by surprise as I raced downstairs only to find my mother dancing dirty with Paula and Randy. While my chainsaw gently weeped, I found a jar of pickled peppers picked by Peter. I gasped for breath as cold water ran down my red dress, exposing my hard quest for some new clothes. New clothes that unfortunately I allowed Paula pick out for herself.
Realizing that I hadn't had sex since Omar died, the great holding power Simon really rocked my world tonight. I was fully engrossed in reading Brown Cafe unbelievable situations and over9five's hysterically funny comments,it's much more fun than picking porcupine quills off Betsy.

Simon and Paula grab each arm of Randy to start stomping cockroaches that were eating flesh of the next contestant. SAT then enters the brawl. "Does anybody like their job?", he exclaims rather slack jawed, as he ran into a dude looking for Mr. Hand. The sound of a glass door banging against the jamb