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moreluck · 05-07-2009, 06:41 AM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water

after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.

"Help, we need Nair", he

over9five · 05-07-2009, 04:08 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he

cried, jumping back before the

Dizzee · 05-07-2009, 04:14 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the

cascading pit hair could entangle

fethrs · 05-07-2009, 04:20 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle
and entrap him. He tried

ajblakejr · 05-07-2009, 04:40 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried

to escape but the hair

Dizzee · 05-07-2009, 04:47 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair

anticipated his every move. Perplexed

ajblakejr · 05-07-2009, 04:51 PM

he swung like a monkey

Dizzee · 05-07-2009, 05:09 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey

from pit to pit. Suddenly

moreluck · 05-07-2009, 05:53 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey

from pit to pit. Suddenly

Gillette appeared on scene to

Dizzee · 05-07-2009, 05:56 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all

ajblakejr · 05-07-2009, 06:18 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all.

Wait.....use this tweezer and

BLACKBOX · 05-07-2009, 07:10 PM

yank as hard as you

moreluck · 05-07-2009, 07:29 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you

must to stop this biatch

ajblakejr · 05-07-2009, 08:14 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you

must to stop this biatch

from going on stage with

Sammie · 05-07-2009, 08:18 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

toonertoo · 05-07-2009, 09:08 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard,

DS · 05-07-2009, 09:27 PM

does anyone have a light?

Sammie · 05-08-2009, 12:07 AM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth

moreluck · 05-08-2009, 05:05 AM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth

says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly

over9five · 05-08-2009, 05:59 AM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song

Dizzee · 05-08-2009, 03:20 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song

now serves fries at the

fethrs · 05-08-2009, 03:58 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop

toonertoo · 05-08-2009, 06:20 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

over9five · 05-08-2009, 07:03 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song

YouTube - Sesame Street - Good Morning Starshine

Sammie · 05-08-2009, 07:11 PM

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this biatch from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead, darling