Five Word Story - Page 32 - Brown Cafe

over9five · 05-16-2009, 02:27 PM

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell

except that it tasted good

moreluck · 05-16-2009, 02:37 PM

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.

Gilligan decided to take the

over9five · 05-16-2009, 02:56 PM

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.

Gilligan decided to take the

Skipper up on the wax

moreluck · 05-16-2009, 03:54 PM

"Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the
Skipper up on the wax

going where no man had

over9five · 05-16-2009, 04:03 PM

Give me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had

gone...or wanted to go,

moreluck · 05-16-2009, 04:14 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go,

but he did his duty

over9five · 05-16-2009, 04:23 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty.

25 pounds of backhair was

moreluck · 05-16-2009, 04:36 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was

packaged and baled for sale

ajblakejr · 05-16-2009, 06:33 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was

packaged and baled for sale

by Billy Mays and Shamwow

moreluck · 05-16-2009, 07:25 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow

with free shipping and handling!!

ajblakejr · 05-16-2009, 07:27 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol

Dizzee · 05-16-2009, 11:15 PM

me a brazilian wax", he told his first-mate. Gilligan had been practicing on his captive prepubescent boytoy Beav's beaver. Beaver died from razor burn. Allegedly, that is. Actually Gilligan threw him in a volcano!! That beaver smells like tacos and the volcano spewed salsa like the #3 at Taco Bell except that it tasted good.
Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol,

Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved

over9five · 05-17-2009, 05:05 AM

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved

once and for all that

moreluck · 05-17-2009, 09:48 AM

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that

Mitt Romney was named after

over9five · 05-18-2009, 10:44 AM

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after

a back hair removal device.

moreluck · 05-18-2009, 12:20 PM

Gilligan decided to take the Skipper up on the wax, going where no man had gone...or wanted to go, but he did his duty. 25 pounds of backhair was packaged and baled for sale by Billy Mays and Shamwow with free shipping and handling!!

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device,

a legacy he can't live

over9five · 05-18-2009, 03:35 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live

without as a possible nominee

moreluck · 05-18-2009, 05:17 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee

for the hair replacement academy

ajblakejr · 05-18-2009, 05:25 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

moreluck · 05-18-2009, 05:27 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

for the Mitt man. He

ajblakejr · 05-18-2009, 06:32 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair

for the Mitt man. CEO / owner of the company

BLACKBOX · 05-18-2009, 06:49 PM

The mate was a mighty midget making mushrooms move merrily

moreluck · 05-18-2009, 06:54 PM

New sponsor of American Idol, Skipper's Miracle Dusting Mitts, proved once and for all that Mitt Romney was named after a back hair removal device, a legacy he can't live without as a possible nominee for the hair replacement academy. No need for spray-on hair for the Mitt man. CEO / owner of the company The mate was a mighty midget making mushrooms move merrily

through the marinade for martinizing in the martini manana.

over9five · 05-19-2009, 06:17 AM

1 Continuing 2 the 3 five 4 word 5 story,

fethrs · 05-19-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by over9five

1 Continuing 2 the 3 five 4 word 5 story,

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