Five Word Story - Page 37 - Brown Cafe

moreluck · 06-09-2009, 12:56 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his

new bloomers. Throwing it at

the Democratic party head and

Dizzee · 06-09-2009, 03:38 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and

screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over

over9five · 06-09-2009, 03:41 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over

dove into the raging water.

moreluck · 06-09-2009, 03:49 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current

over9five · 06-09-2009, 03:56 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current

he was never seen again.

ajblakejr · 06-09-2009, 04:23 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current

he was never seen again.

His picture on milk cartons

moreluck · 06-09-2009, 07:21 PM

Re: Five Word Story
Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current
he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons

circulated the globe and beyond

bubsdad · 06-10-2009, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moreluck

Re: Five Word Story
Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current
he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons

circulated the globe and beyond.

It was Dizzee's greatest rendition

Dizzee · 06-10-2009, 08:49 AM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an

moreluck · 06-10-2009, 09:04 AM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an

all time Low. Lactose intolerant

Dizzee · 06-10-2009, 09:49 AM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant

symptoms were experienced by everyone

moreluck · 06-10-2009, 10:59 AM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.

Cows everywhere are feeling the

over9five · 06-10-2009, 11:40 AM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.

Cows everywhere are feeling the

pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as

Dizzee · 06-11-2009, 01:10 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.

Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as

she stepped gingerly over the

moreluck · 06-11-2009, 02:25 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as

she stepped over cow paddies

over9five · 06-11-2009, 04:01 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies

while massaging her aching udders

moreluck · 06-11-2009, 04:29 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies

while massaging her aching udder

Where's Elmer when we need

Dizzee · 06-11-2009, 08:07 PM

Not a minute too soon or Over, who was overwrought was also overweight and needed his friend Richard Simmons to smooch his ***** and encourage him to finally reveal that he was really Rosie O'Donnell. Over began to spew anti-Republican and anti Hasselback stuff. He whipped out an Obama effigy that he hidden under his Obama effigy hider in his new bloomers. Throwing it at the Democratic party head and screaming, "Viva la BVD's", Over dove into the raging water.

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need

his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence

moreluck · 06-12-2009, 04:45 AM

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence

had sidelined him for the

Dizzee · 06-12-2009, 07:46 AM

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the

second time this year. Gaseous

moreluck · 06-12-2009, 08:18 AM

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous

noxious clouds followed him everywhere.

over9five · 06-12-2009, 10:25 AM

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.

Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like

moreluck · 06-12-2009, 11:12 AM

Story
Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like

a skunk walking the park

over9five · 06-15-2009, 12:46 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",

his also stinky friends said.

DS · 06-16-2009, 07:15 PM

Zee stripe! It is gone!