Five Word Story - Page 38 - Brown Cafe

moreluck · 06-17-2009, 04:02 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky

ajblakejr · 06-17-2009, 04:07 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with

over9five · 06-17-2009, 04:08 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with

Sam the butcher. Not a

Dizzee · 06-18-2009, 12:13 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a

comfortable experience for Porky. Bacon

over9five · 06-18-2009, 12:37 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon

and eggs!", Sam thought, licking

ajblakejr · 06-18-2009, 02:44 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon

and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

moreluck · 06-18-2009, 02:55 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was

over9five · 06-18-2009, 03:43 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was

also possible with big Porky!

moreluck · 06-18-2009, 04:30 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky!

Possibilities were endless for a

Dizzee · 06-19-2009, 10:33 AM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a

lonely butcher and his portly

over9five · 06-19-2009, 12:18 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly

pal. Some soft candlelight, a

moreluck · 06-19-2009, 03:06 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a

very well sharpened axe for

ajblakejr · 06-19-2009, 03:53 PM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a

very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice.

Dizzee · 06-20-2009, 05:17 AM

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice.

Sam licked his lips while

moreluck · 06-20-2009, 05:56 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while

Porky shuddered to think of

ajblakejr · 06-20-2009, 06:31 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of

Alice trapped in the closet

Dizzee · 06-20-2009, 07:55 PM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled

ajblakejr · 06-20-2009, 08:18 PM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is

Dizzee · 06-20-2009, 09:08 PM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids

fethrs · 06-20-2009, 11:48 PM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked!

ajblakejr · 06-21-2009, 06:08 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

(Welcome Back...Fethrs !!!)

over9five · 06-21-2009, 07:13 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

ajblakejr · 06-21-2009, 07:56 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky

over9five · 06-21-2009, 08:37 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky

pulled out his chastity belt.

ajblakejr · 06-21-2009, 08:53 AM

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmited distress to Foghorn Leghorn.