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06-21-2009, 08:59 AM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmited distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn
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06-21-2009, 10:29 AM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! | 
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06-22-2009, 09:51 AM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy!
You got to MAN UP!"
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06-22-2009, 11:48 PM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!"
Porky puffed out his chest | |
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06-23-2009, 06:21 AM
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#955 | | golden ticket member
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest
to show off his medals
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06-23-2009, 07:27 AM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
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06-23-2009, 09:13 AM
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Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award
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06-23-2009, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award
was given to Porky because
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06-23-2009, 09:55 AM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award was given to Porky because
he trimmed James's beard once.
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06-24-2009, 11:37 AM
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Rep Power: 6027 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp | |
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06-24-2009, 04:01 PM
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#961 | | Age quod agis
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Rep Power: 3760 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked | |
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06-24-2009, 06:17 PM
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#962 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,476
Rep Power: 22544 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked
in hot pink to match
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06-25-2009, 06:31 AM
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#963 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
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Rep Power: 18126 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match
his PETA lifetime member card.
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06-25-2009, 06:35 AM
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Rep Power: 22544 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card.
Porky gathered all the courage
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06-25-2009, 10:29 AM
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#965 | | Senior Member
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Posts: 990
Rep Power: 6027 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage
a stuttering cartoon pig can | |
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07-02-2009, 07:22 PM
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#966 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,216
Rep Power: 18126 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can
muster and stood at his
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07-02-2009, 07:42 PM
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can
muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting
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07-03-2009, 06:41 AM
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#968 | | Age quod agis
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Rep Power: 3760 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can
muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world. | |
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07-03-2009, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
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Rep Power: 18126 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know
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07-03-2009, 11:04 AM
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Rep Power: 3760 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon. | |
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07-03-2009, 03:47 PM
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#971 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,216
Rep Power: 18126 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster.
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07-03-2009, 05:12 PM
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#972 | | Age quod agis
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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say,
__________________ "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world, remains and is immortal." Albert Pines geaux saints!!! | |
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07-03-2009, 05:28 PM
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[QUOTE=ajblakejr;557617]Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot | |
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07-03-2009, 06:39 PM
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#974 | | Age quod agis
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Rep Power: 3760 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. | |
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07-08-2009, 10:14 AM
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#975 | | Senior Member
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Posts: 990
Rep Power: 6027 | Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you.
Porky never knew what hit | |
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