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Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.
"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).
One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.
But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit
him as he lay dying
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07-09-2009, 07:13 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying,
roasting in his own fat.
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07-09-2009, 08:26 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch
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07-09-2009, 08:37 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch
of Denny's that dreary morning | |
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07-09-2009, 08:42 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.
Even the Moons over Myhammy
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07-09-2009, 09:01 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.
Even the Moons over Myhammy
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07-09-2009, 10:15 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.
Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's
succulent USDA inspected ample butt.
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07-09-2009, 10:59 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.
The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.
Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's
succulent USDA inspected ample butt.
Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
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07-11-2009, 08:11 AM
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But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.
Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's | |
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07-11-2009, 08:24 AM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's
decaying carcass was fresh when
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07-11-2009, 11:03 AM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's
decaying carcass was fresh when
carved his shoulder neatly off.
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07-13-2009, 10:47 AM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood
there waving his rabbits foot
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07-13-2009, 05:50 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood
there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
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07-15-2009, 11:02 AM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood
there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
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07-24-2009, 04:46 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs | |
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07-24-2009, 04:49 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs
applied his investigative knowledge and
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07-24-2009, 04:55 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls
(my 500th post. How's that for memorable?) | |
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07-24-2009, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizzee 
whipped out his crystal balls
(my 500th post. How's that for memorable?) | Perfect !!!
I raise my Waterford Crystal Goblet in your Honor !!!!
May you continue to create visuals of the personality, you perceive of others, in this large cafe we gather called the Brown Cafe in those Crystal Balls !!!
I share with you, Dizzee, my mantra, the words.
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07-24-2009, 06:12 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls
And declared Dizzee the culprit
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07-24-2009, 06:29 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee | |
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07-24-2009, 06:41 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed
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07-24-2009, 07:20 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ | |
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07-24-2009, 07:30 PM
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#999 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall | |
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07-24-2009, 07:42 PM
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset | |
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