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07-25-2009, 10:53 AM
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#1001 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession | 
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07-25-2009, 11:29 AM
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#1002 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.
__________________ When governments fear people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson | |
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07-25-2009, 12:51 PM
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#1003 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: Five Word Story
Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.
Unconscienceness(sp) brought no confession from
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07-25-2009, 05:50 PM
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#1004 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!
The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.
Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.
A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.
"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset,
AJ sought a full confession with her whip and paddle.
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! | |
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07-26-2009, 11:50 AM
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#1005 | | Life is a Highway...
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tsunami Zone
Posts: 1,297
Rep Power: 2737 | Re: Five Word Story
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Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming | |
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07-26-2009, 12:35 PM
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#1006 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
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Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away
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07-26-2009, 04:32 PM
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#1007 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep. | |
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07-26-2009, 06:32 PM
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#1008 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the
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07-26-2009, 06:37 PM
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#1009 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!! | |
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07-31-2009, 11:18 AM
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#1010 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button | |
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07-31-2009, 12:39 PM
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#1011 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.
__________________ When governments fear people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson | |
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08-01-2009, 08:58 AM
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#1012 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.
Sadly, 10 minutes was more | |
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08-01-2009, 09:12 AM
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#1013 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.
Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and
__________________ When governments fear people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson | |
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08-03-2009, 09:38 AM
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#1014 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.
Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and
AJ was out of quarters | |
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08-03-2009, 12:26 PM
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#1015 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: Five Word Story
Unconsciousness brought no confession from smiling Dizzee!!! Under satin sheets!!! A strange odor was coming
He awoke and fanned away to breathe it in deep.
The aroma set off the gonna get me some alarm!!!
Dizzee hit the snooze button, AJ smiled and climbed onboard.
Sadly, 10 minutes was more than she could take and
AJ was out of quarters, no confession and no lovin. | |
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08-24-2009, 02:49 PM
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#1016 | | Age quod agis
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Posts: 979
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The Sequel
Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play | |
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08-27-2009, 09:19 AM
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#1017 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play
soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles | |
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08-27-2009, 10:36 AM
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#1018 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play
soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles
were served on B deck
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08-27-2009, 11:05 AM
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#1019 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck
of the aging paddle wheel | |
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08-27-2009, 12:29 PM
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#1020 | | golden ticket member
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel
as it chugged down the
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08-27-2009, 03:25 PM
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#1021 | | Moderator
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel as it chugged down the
polluted Nile. Alligators glanced menacingly
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08-27-2009, 04:44 PM
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#1022 | | golden ticket member
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel as it chugged down the
polluted Nile. Alligators glanced menacingly
at their future dinners on
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08-27-2009, 08:25 PM
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#1023 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: Five Word Story
Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel as it chugged down the polluted Nile. Alligators glanced menacingly at their future dinners on
deck chairs, oblivious to the | |
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08-28-2009, 04:30 AM
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#1024 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: Five Word Story
Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel as it chugged down the polluted Nile. Alligators glanced menacingly at their future dinners on deck chairs, oblivious to the
great bellow of "Crikey!, look
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08-28-2009, 05:11 AM
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#1025 | | golden ticket member
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Softly, cords of ol'blackwater play, soothing Dave's frazzled nerves. Waffles were served on B deck of the aging paddle wheel as it chugged down the polluted Nile. Alligators glanced menacingly at their future dinners on deck chairs, oblivious to the
great bellow of "Crikey!, look
It was the re-incarnation of
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