Five Word Story - Page 5 - Brown Cafe

UpstateNYUPSer · 04-05-2009, 09:57 AM

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the

moreluck · 04-05-2009, 10:08 AM

On the way to Quebec, I met a man who just came from Nashville Tennessee who lost his vast fortune. He smiled because I didn't know where the gold was. Then STUG took his picture without his consent, posting it at the Enquirer online site. The man, it turned out was actually a KGB agent, intent on capturing my mother. Longing for the spy group to assist him in pursuingthe most recent Idol loser, Stug jogged away from his darkroom long enough to catch a cold. Who will take care of me when I'm sixty-four and brain dead? Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the

bucket of chicken I buy

over9five · 04-05-2009, 10:18 AM

and rhymes with the phrase

DS · 04-05-2009, 04:43 PM

Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow.

over9five · 04-05-2009, 07:06 PM

And all this time, I

ajblakejr · 04-05-2009, 07:19 PM

thought I knew everything trival

Hoaxster · 04-05-2009, 07:21 PM

I don't get this thread

Sammie · 04-05-2009, 07:21 PM

[quote=DS;512036]Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow. And all this time, I thought I knew everything trival, but realized, Holy Crap! what

Sammie · 04-05-2009, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoaxster

I don't get this thread

We're in training for the novel we're all gonna co-write..

It's called 100 _____________ To See Before We Die

ajblakejr · 04-05-2009, 08:24 PM

Meanwhile,on the way to the Museum for the Weird, crowds began to gather for a new inductee. His name would soon be known world-wide. You and I know it. His name is on the bucket of chicken I buy and rhymes with the phrase,today is only yesterdays tomorrow. And all this time, I thought I knew everything trival, but realized, Holy Crap! what a waste of my time.

drewed · 04-06-2009, 12:23 AM

Then I jumped in to

Bad Gas! · 04-06-2009, 04:37 AM

Then I jumped into the river and drowned......The End!

over9five · 04-06-2009, 04:53 AM

Then I jumped into the river and drowned......The End!

Chapter Two. As my body

ajblakejr · 04-06-2009, 05:07 AM

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

over9five · 04-06-2009, 05:18 AM

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

a woman with a defibrillator

moreluck · 04-06-2009, 05:35 AM

Chapter Two. As my body, bobbed buoyantly among the sharks

a woman with a defibrillator

nearly electrocuted me on contact

fethrs · 04-06-2009, 03:42 PM

and fell into the water

Sammie · 04-06-2009, 05:06 PM

Chapter Two.

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on

moreluck · 04-06-2009, 05:11 PM

Chapter Two.

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on

jagged pieces of reef coral

fethrs · 04-06-2009, 05:41 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater

Sammie · 04-06-2009, 05:51 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted

fethrs · 04-06-2009, 06:01 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky

moreluck · 04-06-2009, 06:08 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and
__________________

Sammie · 04-06-2009, 06:23 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on

moreluck · 04-06-2009, 06:42 PM

As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on

the salination of the ocean.