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Old 04-06-2009, 07:09 PM   #126
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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
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[QUOTE=moreluck;512646]As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of
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QUOTE=moreluck;512646]As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of

periwinkle, so rare & sought after
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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to
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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and
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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

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and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.
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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry

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As my body bobbed buoyantly among the sharks, a woman with a defibrillator nearly electrocuted me on contact and fell into the water. I cut my hair on jagged pieces of reef coral and spat out salty seawater as a purple toga drifted by with a rubber ducky.

The ducky was yucky and had a harmful effect on the salination of the ocean. Upon further examination, I discovered she had stolen my wallet
and heart with her evil forehead covered in paint, which came from a Lowe's collection called XFL (Xtreme Football League) satin for losers. It was a shade of periwinkle, so rare & sought after by ancient Roman politicians who killed many spider monkeys to collect the plasma necessary for vampires living in the valley of the sun where vampires made regular visits to spas that infuse the plasma after its ,homongonized, synthesized,and vaporised.

Then, and only then did they send their children off to the Chinese laundry with purple togas and quarters as the sun was about to sink beyond the horizon.The Chinaman at the laundry sprinkled shirts as he ironed

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Is The White House War On Fox News Acceptable?
Yes, Fox News is anti-Obama and deserves White House retaliation. - 20.00%
25 Votes
No, Fox News deserves to be treated as any other news station. - 28.80%
36 Votes
This should be below the White House. - 14.40%
18 Votes
The White House is attacking "Freedom of the Press". - 23.20%
29 Votes
Doesn't the White House have more important issues (War, Economy, Obama Deficit)? - 36.80%
46 Votes
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