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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc
One video he couldn't part with was The Sound of Music
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05-13-2009, 11:28 PM
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#252 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut. |
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05-14-2009, 03:24 AM
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#253 | | golden ticket member
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut.
He always thought Maria was the 'Von Tramp ' of the family
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05-14-2009, 01:20 PM
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut.
He always thought Maria was the 'Von Tramp ' of the family.
Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually, |
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Rep Power: 1359 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut.
He always thought Maria was the 'Von Tramp ' of the family.
Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but
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05-15-2009, 01:03 PM
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut.
He always thought Maria was the 'Von Tramp ' of the family.
Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but
tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who |
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05-15-2009, 01:30 PM
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#257 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game In the Benedictine monastery of St. Peter across the street, Brother Mario stared through his telescope. "Heathens!", he spewed, spittle down his chin as he cursed. No wonder he's in a monastery. Most of the monks wore fine shoes and brown robes, but not Brotha Mario. He had bling, and plenty of badboy toys, square rings & things all in platinum & white gold, and a hidden video collection including Debbie does Dallas, etc. One video he couldn't part with was "The Sound of Music
Hides Your Squeals of Ecstasy From the Neighbors", directors cut.
He always thought Maria was the 'Von Tramp ' of the family.
Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who
just wanted to make rude comments while she performed a |
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05-15-2009, 01:37 PM
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#258 | | Moderator
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who just wanted to make rude comments while she performed a
horizontal number she had learned from a Spanish friend while |
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05-15-2009, 01:41 PM
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#259 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who just wanted to make rude comments while she performed a horizontal number she had learned from a Spanish friend while
taking a penquin spotting cruise through the Antartic last summer. |
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05-15-2009, 01:56 PM
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#260 | | Moderator
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who just wanted to make rude comments while she performed a horizontal number she had learned from a Spanish friend while taking a penquin spotting cruise through the Antartic last summer.
The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One |
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05-15-2009, 02:24 PM
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#261 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Maria strutted back and forth at the street corner. Usually,
she got the ones with the fire down below, but tonight all she got was some guy named Simon who just wanted to make rude comments while she performed a horizontal number she had learned from a Spanish friend while taking a penguin spotting cruise through the Antartic last summer.
The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One
stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG |
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05-15-2009, 02:45 PM
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#262 | | Moderator
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One
stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG
and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at |
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05-15-2009, 02:58 PM
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#263 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at
the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and |
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05-15-2009, 03:43 PM
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#264 | | Moderator
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. |
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05-15-2009, 03:49 PM
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Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was |
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05-15-2009, 07:03 PM
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#266 | | golden ticket member
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was
Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a
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05-15-2009, 07:05 PM
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Rep Power: 9523 | Re: 10 word game Quote:
Originally Posted by moreluck The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was
Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a | child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.
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05-16-2009, 02:29 PM
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.
Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. |
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05-16-2009, 02:38 PM
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#269 | | golden ticket member
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody.
Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
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05-16-2009, 02:57 PM
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Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny |
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05-16-2009, 02:59 PM
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#271 | | Age quod agis
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Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny wrote this for me. I was the "One Bad Apple"
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#272 | | golden ticket member
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny wrote this for me. I was the "One Bad Apple",
but as the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls
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Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game stars begin to flicker in the sky thru the mist |
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05-16-2009, 07:23 PM
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#274 | | golden ticket member
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny wrote this for me. I was the "One Bad Apple", but as the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls stars begin to flicker in the sky thru the mist
of gorilla doo doo, I linger on back to you
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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#275 | | Age quod agis
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Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game The penguin gazed at the ship full of tourists. One stood out from the rest. His name tag said STUG and underneath it said "cruise director". Stug looked back at the crowd that had gathered on the poop deck and
realized he was responsible for 37% of them being here. Actually, he was Julie in drag and the Captain was Tenille's oldest brother from Pittsburgh, a Steeler mascot and a child molester to boot but I guess that is redundant.Tenille remembered the good ol' days when she was somebody. Donny Osmond loved me back then and his purple socks
looked good thrown on the floor beside my bed. Donny wrote this for me. I was the "One Bad Apple", but as the deep purple falls over sleepy garden walls stars begin to flicker in the sky thru the mist
of gorilla doo doo, I linger on back to you
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