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06-20-2009, 06:37 AM
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#426 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Nurse Kendra will be the trainer for all the girls. The surgeons are willing provide implants gratius for the staff.
Toast volunteered for floatation booby implants. His worked wonderfully, and he proudly displayed his fredrick's 34dd bra outside his clothing.
He was always a backward person even as a child,
but not anymore. Now he was queen of the ball!
Kendra was jealous and started stabbing Toast in the back.
Kendra was doing OK but, Hank Basket came to help her zip-up. Surprise! granny-panties / industrial bra. He mentioned Toast's finery.
Hank loved his 'little' woman, dumb as she was, only thing that bothered him was that giant staple across her stomach. He always wondered why all his women had that.
Toast turned to his gut feelings when it came to women, fashion and of course, the cardiovascular system and blood.
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk? |
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06-20-2009, 06:47 AM
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#427 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game Nurse Kendra will be the trainer for all the girls. The surgeons are willing provide implants gratius for the staff.
Toast volunteered for floatation booby implants. His worked wonderfully, and he proudly displayed his fredrick's 34dd bra outside his clothing.
He was always a backward person even as a child,
but not anymore. Now he was queen of the ball!
Kendra was jealous and started stabbing Toast in the back.
Kendra was doing OK but, Hank Basket came to help her zip-up. Surprise! granny-panties / industrial bra. He mentioned Toast's finery.
Hank loved his 'little' woman, dumb as she was, only thing that bothered him was that giant staple across her stomach. He always wondered why all his women had that.
Toast turned to his gut feelings when it came to women, fashion and of course, the cardiovascular system and blood.
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to
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06-20-2009, 06:57 AM
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#428 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Nurse Kendra will be the trainer for all the girls. The surgeons are willing provide implants gratius for the staff.
Toast volunteered for floatation booby implants. His worked wonderfully, and he proudly displayed his fredrick's 34dd bra outside his clothing.
He was always a backward person even as a child,
but not anymore. Now he was queen of the ball!
Kendra was jealous and started stabbing Toast in the back.
Kendra was doing OK but, Hank Basket came to help her zip-up. Surprise! granny-panties / industrial bra. He mentioned Toast's finery.
Hank loved his 'little' woman, dumb as she was, only thing that bothered him was that giant staple across her stomach. He always wondered why all his women had that.
Toast turned to his gut feelings when it came to women, fashion and of course, the cardiovascular system and blood.
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology." |
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06-20-2009, 07:52 PM
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#429 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Nurse Kendra will be the trainer for all the girls. The surgeons are willing provide implants gratius for the staff.
Toast volunteered for floatation booby implants. His worked wonderfully, and he proudly displayed his fredrick's 34dd bra outside his clothing.
He was always a backward person even as a child,
but not anymore. Now he was queen of the ball!
Kendra was jealous and started stabbing Toast in the back.
Kendra was doing OK but, Hank Basket came to help her zip-up. Surprise! granny-panties / industrial bra. He mentioned Toast's finery.
Hank loved his 'little' woman, dumb as she was, only thing that bothered him was that giant staple across her stomach. He always wondered why all his women had that.
Toast turned to his gut feelings when it came to women, fashion and of course, the cardiovascular system and blood.
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long |
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06-20-2009, 08:24 PM
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#430 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Nurse Kendra will be the trainer for all the girls. The surgeons are willing provide implants gratius for the staff.
Toast volunteered for floatation booby implants. His worked wonderfully, and he proudly displayed his fredrick's 34dd bra outside his clothing.
He was always a backward person even as a child,
but not anymore. Now he was queen of the ball!
Kendra was jealous and started stabbing Toast in the back.
Kendra was doing OK but, Hank Basket came to help her zip-up. Surprise! granny-panties / industrial bra. He mentioned Toast's finery.
Hank loved his 'little' woman, dumb as she was, only thing that bothered him was that giant staple across her stomach. He always wondered why all his women had that.
Toast turned to his gut feelings when it came to women, fashion and of course, the cardiovascular system and blood.
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him. |
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06-20-2009, 09:06 PM
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#431 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the |
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06-21-2009, 06:51 AM
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#432 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Re: 10 word game
An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the
pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
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06-21-2009, 07:12 AM
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#433 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did
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06-21-2009, 08:00 AM
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#434 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I. |
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06-21-2009, 10:07 AM
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#435 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness)
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06-21-2009, 10:21 AM
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#436 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought |
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06-22-2009, 09:49 AM
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#437 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor
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06-22-2009, 12:14 PM
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#438 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor
along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder
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06-22-2009, 12:19 PM
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#439 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder
went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation |
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06-23-2009, 07:29 AM
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#440 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game An alien ship approached and requested permission to dock with Nurse Kendra? Could it be Starfleet pervert James Kirk?
"Red alert!", shouted Toast, "Arm defense systems! We're going to take out this invading alien pathogen with gamma knife technology."
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation
so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk
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06-23-2009, 09:14 AM
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#441 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk
floated into the infinity of outer space to circulate the
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06-24-2009, 11:39 AM
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#442 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk floated into the infinity of outer space to circulate the
genes of humankind. Going where no man had gone before. |
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06-24-2009, 03:59 PM
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#443 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk floated into the infinity of outer space to circulate the
genes of humankind. Going where no man had gone before.
An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane. |
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06-24-2009, 06:16 PM
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#444 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Re: 10 word game
Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk floated into the infinity of outer space to circulate the
genes of humankind. Going where no man had gone before.
An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit
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06-25-2009, 12:27 AM
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#445 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game Toast had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kirk knocked his mother up and never acknowledged him.
"Happy Father's Day Pops", Toast snarled, as he blasted the pot bellied old captain right in his rotund middle section.
"That. really. hurt. son," Kirk said, doubling over. "Why. did. you. shoot. me.? I. am. proud. of. you. son. I.
Kirk closed his eyes for the last time and expired (thank goodness) .
The body...can't dump it. It is a parasite, thought
Toast, and besides, everyones hungry. Into the giant food processor along with some chopped onion, cumin and chile powder went Kirk. Toast had forgotten about the zero gravity situation so when the top popped off the food processor, Kirk floated into the infinity of outer space to circulate the
genes of humankind. Going where no man had gone before.
An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female. |
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06-25-2009, 06:29 AM
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#446 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,387
Rep Power: 18427 | Re: 10 word game An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female.
"Who can we sue?", he asked Nurse Kendra, pinching her
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06-25-2009, 06:33 AM
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#447 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female. "Who can we sue?", he asked Nurse Kendra, pinching her
sufficient bootie and leaving a red mark to show off later.
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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06-25-2009, 10:32 AM
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#448 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female. "Who can we sue?", he asked Nurse Kendra, pinching her sufficient bootie and leaving a red mark to show off later.
Judge Judy, not amused by Kendra's self inflicted tramp stamp |
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06-27-2009, 09:47 AM
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#449 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 979
Rep Power: 3765 | Re: 10 word game An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female. "Who can we sue?", he asked Nurse Kendra, pinching her sufficient bootie and leaving a red mark to show off later.
Judge Judy, not amused by Kendra's self inflicted tramp stamp or the old guy that repeats, "Denny Crane....Denny Crane". |
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06-27-2009, 03:11 PM
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#450 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,551
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Re: 10 word game
An Attorney walks in and introduces himself, Denny Crane.
Formerly svelte captain, now fat pig old guy in a suit , still looking to score with all skirts, male or female. "Who can we sue?", he asked Nurse Kendra, pinching her sufficient bootie and leaving a red mark to show off later.
Judge Judy, not amused by Kendra's self inflicted tramp stamp or the old guy that repeats, "Denny Crane....Denny Crane".
Judy declares......."I've finally knocked Oprah out of first place
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