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05-06-2009, 06:26 PM
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#201 | | Moderator
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Rep Power: 19722 | Re: 10 word game They work for me, and they have totally ignored me |
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05-06-2009, 06:34 PM
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#202 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 983
Rep Power: 3766 | Re: 10 word game After all, she is soooo pretty", thought Beav. "I wish she hadn't ruined it for us and attacked Nancy like that. Beav watched Tonya's wedding video, and he wondered why
he wanted her, when he could have Jan, Alice, Sam, Mr Brady, the Skipper, Paula,or Simon. Everyone loved him!
Beav's good times were just starting, it was time to play duck, duck, goose, to choose a mate for life just like Canada geese, but without all the pooping. So along with his pals, Herman and Lilly, Beaver set out to visit the Adams Family. Lily told him Pugsley was hot for his bod, so Beaver ran faster than HelenOfCalifornia on her way to KFC with her free coupon. The skipper had 10-12 coupons in his fat fingers. Beav needed to embrace his chance at man love
so he decided to stop in to church. Reverend Wright was bent over the organist's bench when Beav entered and said "Reverend, look at your organ, it's so big"
"If lovin' me is wrong I don't want to be Wright". The Beav left the church at a fast run. No saint in Heaven could stop him now. He needed to escape this TV Land rollarcoaster nightmare Eddie sent him on. Wright sped after Beav shouting, "Oprah and Obama won't return
my calls, you overpriviledged rotten spoiled Hollywood cracker eating pig!! They work for me, and they have totally ignored me ....
Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs |
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05-06-2009, 07:12 PM
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#203 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs
through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening |
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05-06-2009, 07:29 PM
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#204 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game "If lovin' me is wrong I don't want to be Wright". The Beav left the church at a fast run. No saint in Heaven could stop him now. He needed to escape this TV Land rollarcoaster nightmare Eddie sent him on. Wright sped after Beav shouting, "Oprah and Obama won't return
my calls, you overpriviledged rotten spoiled Hollywood cracker eating pig!! They work for me, and they have totally ignored me ....
Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening
to me, I was a cub scout and a boy
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-06-2009, 07:57 PM
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#205 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 983
Rep Power: 3766 | Re: 10 word game "If lovin' me is wrong I don't want to be Wright". The Beav left the church at a fast run. No saint in Heaven could stop him now. He needed to escape this TV Land rollarcoaster nightmare Eddie sent him on. Wright sped after Beav shouting, "Oprah and Obama won't return
my calls, you overpriviledged rotten spoiled Hollywood cracker eating pig!! They work for me, and they have totally ignored me ....
Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening
to me, I was a cub scout and a boy
scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even |
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05-07-2009, 05:40 AM
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#206 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game "If lovin' me is wrong I don't want to be Wright". The Beav left the church at a fast run. No saint in Heaven could stop him now. He needed to escape this TV Land rollarcoaster nightmare Eddie sent him on. Wright sped after Beav shouting, "Oprah and Obama won't return
my calls, you overpriviledged rotten spoiled Hollywood cracker eating pig!! They work for me, and they have totally ignored me ....
Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening
to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even
ran in the New York Marathon and won it
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 05:51 AM
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#207 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,394
Rep Power: 18428 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it
thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made |
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05-07-2009, 06:33 AM
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#208 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it
thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy.
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 04:09 PM
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#209 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,394
Rep Power: 18428 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy.
Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because |
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05-07-2009, 04:19 PM
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#210 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy.
Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because
since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with |
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05-07-2009, 04:20 PM
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#211 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 04:22 PM
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#212 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 04:36 PM
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#213 | | Age quod agis
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Posts: 983
Rep Power: 3766 | Re: 10 word game GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue |
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05-07-2009, 04:49 PM
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#214 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
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Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue
Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs
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__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 05:15 PM
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#215 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just |
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05-07-2009, 05:55 PM
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#216 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just
requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 06:25 PM
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#217 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 983
Rep Power: 3766 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetisch |
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05-07-2009, 07:27 PM
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#218 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-07-2009, 08:18 PM
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#219 | | Age quod agis
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 983
Rep Power: 3766 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made
me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish.
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee,
Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter |
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05-07-2009, 08:29 PM
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#220 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,431
Rep Power: 4348 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish.
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick |
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05-07-2009, 09:06 PM
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#221 | | Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ohio
Posts: 4,329
Rep Power: 19722 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish.
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick. They also served,elephant ears, funnel cakes, and kraut balls. |
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05-08-2009, 12:12 AM
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#222 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,431
Rep Power: 4348 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish.
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick. They also served elephant ears, funnel cakes, and kraut balls. Fish and chips and chocolate peppermints are good but don't |
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05-08-2009, 05:03 AM
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#223 | | golden ticket member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: San Clemente, CA.
Posts: 19,557
Rep Power: 22552 | Re: 10 word game Beav listens and hears an annoying buzz while he runs through old man Johnson's Honey Farm. "This can't be happening to me, I was a cub scout and a boy scout, a choir boy and school crossing guard, I even ran in the New York Marathon and won it thanks to Dads perfomance enhancing drugs. Those drugs also made me the winner in a wrestling match with Lumpy. Lumpy didn't like his nickname. He was called Lumpy because since he was young, he enjoyed stuffing his pants with
Twinkies, Hostess cupcakes, Enteman's, jelly beans and jolly ranchers GeeWiz, Theodore Cleaver, couldn't I have something better like Sue Bee honey in my Barbeque sauce on my boneless ribs.
Beav tried to make sense of what Lumpy had just requested, but food-a-holics never make sense, just french fries
and his best girl Dolly Madison share his perverse fetish.
Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick. They also served elephant ears, funnel cakes, and kraut balls. Fishand chips and chocolate peppermints are good but don't
serve the pulled pork sandwich with licorice stix & M&M's.
__________________ Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up !!" |
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05-08-2009, 06:02 AM
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#224 | | Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: North New England
Posts: 9,394
Rep Power: 18428 | Re: 10 word game Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick. They also served elephant ears, funnel cakes, and kraut balls. Fishand chips and chocolate peppermints are good but don't serve the pulled pork sandwich with licorice stix & M&M's.
That will make you pray to the PORCELAIN GOD fervently |
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05-08-2009, 03:17 PM
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#225 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,043
Rep Power: 6047 | Re: 10 word game Aunt Jamima invited the family.....Uncle Ben and Sara Lee, Mr. Clean, Capt'Crunch and Count Cocula, Mike and Carol Brady, Marcus Welby, MD. and Mr. Kotter snarfed frankfurters with piccalilli, cotton candy, apples on a stick. They also served elephant ears, funnel cakes, and kraut balls. Fishand chips and chocolate peppermints are good but don't serve the pulled pork sandwich with licorice stix & M&M's.
That will make you pray to the PORCELAIN GOD fervently,
while calling for Ralph and his Buick. Never again would |
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