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Originally Posted by over9five

Thanks, Dilli! Going to the beach next week at some point, gonna try wifeys new laptop if I can find some WIFI.

I guess its ok to wear your thong there- as long as your not riding your bicycle

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Oh great, now I have to get that picture out of my brain !!

[over9five]

Originally Posted by rod

I guess its ok to wear your thong there- as long as your not riding your bicycle

No problem with wearing the thong while I bike.....


I rollerblade! (First I stretch, 20 toe touches work good)



Get that picture out of your head, More!!!!!

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by over9five

No problem with wearing the thong while I bike.....


I rollerblade! (First I stretch, 20 toe touches work good)



Get that picture out of your head, More!!!!!

How about 20 deep knee bends, that works pretty good too.

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Amsterdam lets "beer bike" ride on, with limits



AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – The beer bike will ride on in Amsterdam.
The outsized bikes, seating groups of people around a central bar, are something of a fixture in the city's center. But two accidents within two months prompted the city councillor responsible for transport to launch an investigation in June.
Following that review the city has decided to allow the bikes to carry on riding, a city spokesman said Saturday.
They will, however, need permits from the various city boroughs, and those permits are likely to come with restrictions on hours of operation and requirements for a sober driver.
While non-drinkers already typically steer the bikes, their size has also been an issue in some cases on the city centre's narrow streets. One of the better-known operators, PartyFiets.nl, offers two-hour tours on bikes that seat up to 22 people and carry 30 litres (7.9 gallons) of beer.

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Why Women Have Sex

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Mechanic Finds Goat in Trunk of Car


A woman dropped her car off at an auto repair shop in Winona, Wis. with a goat tied up in the trunk, according to the WinonaDailyNews.com.

Auto repairman James Prusci, said he popped the trunk to find a goat painted Minnesota Vikings purple and gold, with Brett Farve's #4 shaved in its side. Appalled, Prusci called animal rescue and officials are considering filing charges against its former owners. The goat has since been adopted.

[over9five]

Copulating Cadavers

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New Use For Gym Weights

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Over, that story was around my neck of the woods. The "gym guys" are so into themselves....except in this case themselves was into something else

[over9five]

Call PETA!

Women Eats Goldfish After Fight With Hubby

[over9five]

Any spiritual women on Brown Cafe?

Please email over9five@.........

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

The candy wrapper thing is hilarious.


I don't want to imagine riding behind an all butt naked 55 year old.


Isn't news just wonderful. CNN and Fox have 2 completely different accounts of what happened. One would think that they would be remotely similar. Makes one wonder.


PS Nice to see you back on in the mornings OVER!!!!

The Fos report was done om the 27th, the other on the 28th. I suspect Fox's was released on sketchy info, CNN's was after to police had time to investigate and file an official report.

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Hey Stug, keep an eye out for Ilya.


Manatee Spotted On Cape Cod May Be Swimming Home

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Levi Johnston To Pose Nude For Playgirl

Isn't his 15 minutes over????

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Originally Posted by over9five

Levi Johnston To Pose Nude For Playgirl

Isn't his 15 minutes over????

I think it was Jay Leno that just said that of all the people that buy Play Girl- 10% of them are women.

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by over9five

Levi Johnston To Pose Nude For Playgirl

Isn't his 15 minutes over????

Are you saying that Johnston will be showing off his Johnson?

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"You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson."

~Bill Saluga ~

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YouTube - You Can Call Me Ray

YouTube - You Can Call Me Ray

[over9five]

Marge Simpson Does Playboy

What does this say about Playboy readers????

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Hef's losin' it !!!

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we should all be so lucky to lose it the way Hef did

[Big Babooba]

Aleh Kot of West Springfield held in Wisconsin as suspect following 1,000-mile 'test drive'

By Patrick Johnson

October 16, 2009, 10:28PM


TRACKING THE TEST DRIVE

• West Springfield man, suspect in car theft from Balise Honda and kidnapping of salesman, arrested by state police in Wisconsin
• West Springfield man takes car salesman for extended test drive down Massachusetts Turnpike

WEST SPRINGFIELD - It started out Thursday afternoon as a routine auto test drive from a West Springfield dealer, evolved into car theft and kidnapping along the Massachusetts Turnpike, and ended some 15 hours later and more than 1,000 miles away with a traffic stop in Janesville, Wisc.

Aleh Kot, 32, of West Springfield, was being held Friday in the Rock County Jail on charges of speeding, reckless driving and driving a vehicle without the owner’s permission. But that only tells the back end of the story.

Kot is also facing charges in West Springfield for kidnapping, car theft, larceny, and assault and battery, according to West Springfield police.

West Springfield police issued a warrant for Kot, accused of stealing a car and abducting a car salesman from Balise Honda during a test drive that began around 1 p.m. Thursday. With the unnamed salesman in the car, Kot reportedly drove west on the Massachusetts Turnpike at estimated speeds of up to 125 mph. The salesman was able to escape during a traffic tie-up by the toll booth at West Stockbridge, police said.

Wisconsin officials said it is not clear yet if Kot will face charges in that state or be extradited first to stand trial in Massachusetts.

Kot and the car, a 2010 Honda Accord sedan, kept going, not stopping until a trooper with the Wisconsin State Patrol pulled him over for speeding at 4:20 a.m. on I-90 near Janesville, some 20 miles north of the Illinois state line.

“For him not to be stopped by a state trooper until then is astonishing,” said Larry Bass, general manager for Balise Honda.

“We’re just glad they caught him and our salesman was not injured,” he said.

Bass said the salesman, whose name has not been released, was back at work Friday. “He doesn’t want to talk about it; he just wants to focus on selling cars.”

Sgt. Michael R. Vasquez of the Wisconsin State Patrol, said Kot was pulled over on I-90 after a trooper clocked him driving at 90 mph.

He was going to be cited for motor vehicle violations until the trooper ran the license plate and found the car had been reported stolen earlier in Massachusetts.

Vasquez said he also thought it was interesting Kot could travel that far and that fast and only come across one state trooper.

“But I don’t know what he was doing in other states,” he said.

If he stayed on I-90 the entire way from Western Massachusetts to Wisconsin, he would have driven past several populated areas including Buffalo, Cleveland and Chicago.

At an average speed of 60 mph, driving the 1,008 miles nonstop would take 16 hours and 41 minutes. Kot made it in a little over 15 hours, meaning his average speed was 67 miles per hour. And that doesn’t count time lost to pit stops for fuel, food or to use the rest room.

A 2010 Honda Accord, with an 18.5-gallon gas tank, has a cruising range of about 460 miles, meaning Kot had to stop at least once.

Vasquez said if Kot had not been pulled over by the trooper, there is no telling where he would have eventually ended up. Kot never told police what his destination was.

“No one knows where he was going,” he said


Rumor has it that he went to visit AJ.

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Rock throwing sex game

http://content.usatoday.com/communit...10/620000320/1

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getting their rocks off