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11-03-2009, 06:27 PM
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We all have seen one that makes us smile! Post your favorite. 
Hey all you Texans, send us a list of your villages that don't have an idiot. We have an overabundance of them here in Massachusetts and have nowhere to put them. We've already sent a bunch of them to Washington DC and even elected one as governor. Help us, we're in dire straits! I know that you boast that everything is bigger in Texas. Does that mean that you have bigger idiots too? If so, Maybe Could you take three or four of our ordinary idiots and count them as one? We will gladly pay the postage. Thank you.
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11-03-2009, 08:37 PM
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#2 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Not a bumper sticker, but still a favorite of mine.  | |
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11-03-2009, 09:16 PM
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#3 | | LOADED FOR BEAR
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They are both great. LOL
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11-03-2009, 09:39 PM
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11-04-2009, 04:01 AM
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11-04-2009, 04:03 AM
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11-04-2009, 04:04 AM
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11-04-2009, 06:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moreluck  | You better hope you never hit Oreo. Cars are expensive.
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11-04-2009, 06:40 PM
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This seems like a good idea to me...... | |
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11-04-2009, 07:01 PM
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#10 | | Space Cadet
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Don't have a picture of it, but my favorite was spotted in San Francisco in the 90's: ""Nuke an unborn gay whale for Jesus!"" I thought it was pretty wide-ranging in who it would tick off!
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11-04-2009, 07:10 PM
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11-04-2009, 07:12 PM
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#12 | | ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
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Originally Posted by TechGrrl Don't have a picture of it, but my favorite was spotted in San Francisco in the 90's: ""Nuke an unborn gay whale for Jesus!"" I thought it was pretty wide-ranging in who it would tick off! |  | |
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11-05-2009, 02:38 PM
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