UPS driver poem

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by over9five

There once was someone called MoreLuck,
not sure if she ever has driven a truck.
Her recipes were good,
and her qoutes said what they should.
I'm not sure if they're stolen or dumb-luck!

There was a poster named Over9Five.
Man is he full of Shuck and Jive,
He thinks on his feet
and his posts are clean and neat.
.......................... ....

Someone finish this.

Anyone else you want me to pick on?
In good fun only.
PAX

[upsgrunt]

Just curious,
Are there any drivers from Nantucket?

[moreluck]

There was a poster named Over9Five.
Man is he full of Shuck and Jive,
He thinks on his feet
and his posts are clean and neat.
And the eyeball shows he's alive !!

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

There is a poster named Satellite.
He speaks as if his words were erudite.
Many think he is wrong,
and his opinion too strong,
But he's no longer a bearded troglodyte!

Well, at least I shave every morning,

[moreluck]

Now D.S. is a Canuck
A mighty handsome buck.
With 2 cats in the house
There's never a mouse
And Deb brings him all the luck!

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by upsgrunt

Just curious,
Are there any drivers from Nantucket?

Yeah, but we had to send him home in a bucket.

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

Yeah, but we had to send him home in a bucket.

As long as they don't get mad and say #%#* it!

[moreluck]

Now wkmac posts are mighty long
More than just fancy words in a song.
He's very deep and very bright
To read him takes half the night
And he's very rarely wrong.

[moreluck]

Now that Tooner's a gal with spunk
'Til recently drove a piece of junk
A new car she has
Lookin' like smooth jazz
With no parts to go ker-plunk!

[satellitedriver]

There once was Upsgrunt.
He always faced to the front.
A sense of humor he shows.
After 21 years he knows.
............................ ........


As you can tell, I am having fun with this.
Wait till I pick on Diad or Tie.

[moreluck]

Oh lordy, someone please stop me !!!!!!

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

Oh lordy, someone please stop me !!!!!!

Ain't gonna be me ,sweetheart.

[moreluck]

There once was Upsgrunt.
He always faced to the front.
A sense of humor he shows.
After 21 years he knows.
That if you can't hit, you bunt!

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There once was Upsgrunt.
He always faced to the front.
A sense of humor he shows.
After 21 years he knows.

On 4th and long you should punt!
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As you can tell, I am having fun with this.
Wait till I pick on Diad or Tie.

[moreluck]

Tie is a management guy
Trying to make the day fly
But when ***** hits the fan
he's the "go to" man
ask him yourself, he won't lie.

[rod]

There once was a young man named Rod
Who once had a pretty good bod
But now he is older
His gut is much bolder
Some say he's become a real clod.

[moreluck]

Diadlover is our doodle guy
Laugh so hard I almost cry
He's fun on this site
with his sketching might
This is the last for me...goodbye!

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

Now D.S. is a Canuck
A mighty handsome buck.
With 2 cats in the house
There's never a mouse
And Deb brings him all the luck!

There is a poster named DS
More thinks his looks are the best.
If she saw me without the hair
the contest would not be fair.
.................................. .........

PAX

[moreluck]

Aspenleaf is a Colorado chick
With a new career to pick
It's nursing for her
School's just a blur
Now see her if you get sick.

[moreluck]

There is a poster named DS
More thinks his looks are the best.
If she saw me without the hair
the contest would not be fair.
So we'll have to judge by success

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

Diadlover is our doodle guy
Laugh so hard I almost cry
He's fun on this site
with his sketching might
This is the last for me...goodbye!

Good Night MS Kalabash,
Wherever you are.