UPS driver poem

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by rod

Hot cha cha cha cha

A dinka dinka do, back atcha.

[satellitedriver]

I like this game, maybe we will play tommorow.
PAX,
Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite

[BLACKBOX]

The posters on here are whack!
But being Brown Bros I give them the shirt off my back!
I, like most here drive a brown truck!
When people cut in front of me I yell!.. Hey What the ****???!!!

[Sammie]

Global warming has turned up the heat.

You can pan fry your eggs on the street.

But I will get by

With my endless supply

.................................................. .

[rod]

Thirty days has Septober
April June and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut butter
Except my grandma- she has a little red tricycle
(Mad Magazine)

[over9five]

Global warming has turned up the heat.

You can pan fry your eggs on the street.

But I will get by

With my endless supply

Of ice cream, popsickles, and Omaha Steak meat?

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by Sammie

Global warming has turned up the heat.

You can pan fry your eggs on the street.

But I will get by

With my endless supply

.................................................. .

Of Rocky mountain ice,snow and sleet

[satellitedriver]

There is a poster named DiadLover.
A better artist, there is no other.
His posts are terse.
His turkey "dressing" is worse.
............................ .......

Y'all tell me when to stop.
PAX

[satellitedriver]

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

............................. .......

PAX

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

............................. .......

PAX

Some have even suggested he die

Sorry Tie!

[moreluck]

There is a poster named DiadLover.
A better artist, there is no other.
His posts are terse.
His turkey "dressing" is worse.
............................ .......
If he starts sketchin' you, run for cover!!

[satellitedriver]

There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......


OK, thats the last one for now.
PAX

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.
But he's still one helluva guy !!

[moreluck]

There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......

Cross her and she'll give you a mooner!!

[moreluck]

Originally Posted by Sammie
Global warming has turned up the heat.

You can pan fry your eggs on the street.

But I will get by

With my endless supply

..................................................
Of Spam, the really good meat!

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.
But he's still one helluva guy !!

You are good at this.
That is exactly what ran thru my mind.

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

............................. .......

PAX

and when he farts he is asked did you die?

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

............................. .......

PAX

when confronted he says would I lie?

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by moreluck

There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......

Cross her and she'll give you a mooner!!

Ya did it again More.

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."
........................... .......


OK, thats the last one for now.
PAX

but fix my time study and I'd be in lots sooner!

[DS]

When the night is but done and the darkness is fading,
The alarms sound to summon the soldiers in waiting.
They all rub their eyes and proceed to the center, to be
Told what to do by the sup, the guru, the tormentor.
Bottom blue, middle green, with the boxline attacking,
the tormentor screams faster, and no no no no no stacking,
As the troops all wrap up stuffing things in the cars,
With accordion boxes and tires and steel bars.
The generals gather to review former losses,
great emperor spoke that they’re terrible bosses,
The coven is dark as they pool their resources,
Today’s race must be won, with 20 less horses
Now the troopers arrive like a big sea of brown
And take up their weapons and gather around
For today’s PCM , today’s battle plan, the guru
Speaks loud, he’ a much better man.
It seems we're least best and we have to do better,
if we all don’t run scratch, we’ll all get a letter.
The grinches the creeps and the wanna be Eskews
That kill you with with work and won’t come to the rescue,
the scammers and cheaters 12 hour day arrangers,
the liars ,back stabbers and the time card changers.
Ok my abuser, my sup my oppressor,
show me how its done, and that you can do better,