UPS driver poem

[over9five]

There is a poster named DiadLover.
A better artist, there is no other.
His posts are terse.
His turkey "dressing" is worse.

But as a 'Mike" impersonator... STOP!! THAT WAS NOT DIADLOVER

[over9five]

There is a poster named Tie.
Some say, he dresses Fly.
Many times he has been bitten,
for the posts he has written.

But he is the tractor trailer answer guy!

[over9five]

I really like this thread.....

[over9five]

There is a poster called Tooner.
Named after a song sung by a crooner.
Her route sounds tough,
but she never says,"Enough is enough."

And her butt is much smaller than a schooner!



(I hereby apologize for that.... It was hard to think of a rhyme... Tooner knows I love her....)

[truckjmpr]

Originally Posted by moreluck

God, we're ALL old !!!!

which reminds me...anyone remember this?

[filthpig]

Filthpig's Lament
Twenty & change since this started,
I'm pretty sure I just farted.
This job I don't like,
My supe is a dyke
And when I by beer I get carded.