A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.|Albert Einstein
| Funniest names you've seen on pkgsThis is a discussion on Funniest names you've seen on pkgs within the Lighten UPS forums, part of the Brown Cafe UPS Forum category; I have delivered to Woody Hardick. I never thought about it till I had a sig. reqd. pkg & he ...  | | 
10-20-2007, 07:44 PM
|
#26 | | Retired Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 617
Rep Power: 1706 |  Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I have delivered to Woody Hardick. I never thought about it till I had a sig. reqd. pkg & he smiled and told me about the abuse he took in high school as I clarified his name! | 
|  | |
10-20-2007, 09:22 PM
|
#27 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 18
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Over the years I have delivered to a Harry Butts, a Peter Wacker and "to the best little Hoar house in C.O."  | |
| | |
10-20-2007, 11:15 PM
|
#28 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 201
Rep Power: 750 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Dr. Pusschecker.
Way, way too funny
__________________
No one quits. BUT we will fire your ass for any reason whatsoever. | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 05:41 AM
|
#29 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Rick Hare works In My Building | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 09:49 AM
|
#30 | | Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 35
Rep Power: 474 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
How about Clay Pidgeon | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 12:08 PM
|
#31 | | Box Monkey
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1,063
Rep Power: 5372 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Off the top of my head I can think of two people that I deliver to with odd names:
Dick Jumper and
Harry Berger | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 12:46 PM
|
#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1,281
Rep Power: 13085 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I never actually delivered to this guy, but there is a doctor in our local phone book that goes by the name of Ronald Hamburger. I'm not kidding.
__________________
Funny how? | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 12:51 PM
|
#33 | | APWA Hater
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 343
Rep Power: 966 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Samantha Goodhead | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 05:01 PM
|
#34 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: central PA
Posts: 18
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Deliver to a Sharon Cox. | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 05:02 PM
|
#35 | | Anonymous | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
A girl that lived in the Dorm at a Big 2 college was named "Anita Dick" | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 07:52 PM
|
#36 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 16
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Best name I've come across is Heather Hooters. Never seen her in person though--has her stuff delivered to a store front  | |
| | |
10-21-2007, 07:56 PM
|
#37 | | 22 year driver
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Midwest
Posts: 719
Rep Power: 5626 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Automaton  Best name I've come across is Heather Hooters. Never seen her in person though--has her stuff delivered to a store front |
Maybe that was Heather c/o Hooters
__________________
Damn, I'm tired!!
| |
| | |
10-21-2007, 08:55 PM
|
#38 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 18
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Been many years ago now, but I'll never forget. I used to deliver fairly often to the residence of Dr. Whacker. One summer, his daughter was getting married and the wedding presents all came addressed to Talia Whacker. | |
| | |
10-23-2007, 01:17 PM
|
#39 | | Where next? Venice
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Florida
Posts: 330
Rep Power: 1006 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Many years ago (1960's) I delivered a package to a Peter Rabbit. I mentioned this to my dad who was a cop and he burst out laughing. It seems Peter was stopped by another officer for speeding a few weeks back. That was when you actually got out of your car and walked back to the police car. The cop got out and when he asked this guy his name, the answer was "Peter Rabbit". Well, the cop thought he was being a wise guy and he gave him a wack with his billy club! He then produced ID that he was actually "Peter Rabbit" at which time the cop apologized. That would have been police brutality today and the city would be sued.
By the way, I later found out his brother's name was "Jack".
__________________
128 countries visited, and counting. | |
| | |
10-23-2007, 02:32 PM
|
#40 | | Agent of Change
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Northern Minnesota
Posts: 1,224
Rep Power: 3407 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I guess the two funniest I saw on the inside were Nenver (Denver) and Neverland (Nederland). The latter is west of Denver. I forget the elevation but its above Boulder. -Rocky
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by satellitedriver Aim your eyes to the horizon and go there. When you reach your destination, you will know it. | | |
| | |
10-23-2007, 07:36 PM
|
#41 | | 24 year driver
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Black Hills SD
Posts: 7
Rep Power: 0 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I used to deliver to a Henrietta Ritzman, makes me think of Fiddler on the Roof. A business called Dick Service and Dick Swallow. | |
| | |
10-23-2007, 09:39 PM
|
#42 | | Anonymous |  Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Sunny Chitty. Then there's a child molester (he has a sign posted in his window) whose last name is Hancock. | |
| | |
10-24-2007, 03:28 AM
|
#43 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 48
Rep Power: 28 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I deliver to the Borgata casino and there are two funny names, one is Susie Nickles and Nan Bacon, the bacon name cracks me up every time! | |
| | |
10-24-2007, 08:40 PM
|
#44 | | Paranoid Android
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 212
Rep Power: 776 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Today we had one for Piffles Taylor.
Google it, I dare ya!
| |
| | |
10-25-2007, 04:36 AM
|
#45 | | CT PACKAGE MONKEY
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South New England
Posts: 294
Rep Power: 2511 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
I remembered this post while working this week
Delivered to an Elaine Mancock
Wish the first name was funnier
Ill keep looking | |
| | |
10-26-2007, 10:03 PM
|
#46 | | retired and happy
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,695
Rep Power: 9331 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Delivered to a Rosie Palm and a family by the name of Dichlich (pronounced dick lick) The wife Suzy Dichlich was a fox. Also delivered to a Harry Deal. How could I forget a guy named Neal Bater who would laugh and say "just call me Master Bater"  | |
| | |
10-27-2007, 12:46 PM
|
#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 277
Rep Power: 382 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Worst I've seen is Ima Pig. Second is Phil McCracken. | |
| | |
10-27-2007, 02:20 PM
|
#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Western Nevada
Posts: 241
Rep Power: 271 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Jack Imhoff in NorCal 
__________________
Wine a bit, you'll feel better | 
| | |
10-27-2007, 08:15 PM
|
#49 | | SuperDAD to the rescue
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central State 'o mind
Posts: 130
Rep Power: 604 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
When I was in high school Dick Headlee ran for governor. Picture stickers with DICK HEADLEE for GOVERNOR minus lee. At the time I thought it a real shame he didn't win. 
__________________ "Its nice and its quick and clean and gets things done" Dead Kennedys  | |
| | |
10-27-2007, 08:27 PM
|
#50 | | Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 34
Rep Power: 575 | Re: Funniest names you've seen on pkgs
Here are a few: Rod Mncher Harald Sakamoe Dick Johnson Micheal Jackson Dick Mount Dick Hardy Carol Cunilgass Robin hood Harold Forrskim  Osama Bin Laden(no joke) | |
| | | |
|
