Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

romulus · 11-11-2007, 11:03 PM

Pat Woody

Richard Petty

Yuk Yui

poozer2000 · 11-12-2007, 12:40 PM

well it wasnt on a package but on a trip to ireland i stayed with friends
my friend said that his neighbour was called Don Curtain this sounds fine
but his wife was called Anne curtain and his daughter is called annette curtain this had me in hysterics

Steve · 11-28-2007, 05:26 PM

Have a customer named Dick Purple on my route. Poor guy.

Sammie · 11-28-2007, 05:54 PM

I dated a Richard Petty, worked with a Carol Burnett, grew up with twins "Jack and Jill" and have known UPS drivers (past and present) named Willie Mays, Jimmy Carter and George Sickendick. Do a Zabasearch (in Colorado) if you don't believe the last one.

UPSmeoff · 12-02-2007, 04:14 PM

Sandy Beach
April Day
Dean Necessary

UPSmeoff · 12-02-2007, 04:15 PM

Oh, and
Abrah Kadabrah

hdkappler · 12-08-2007, 05:48 PM

name called chris head.

had a brother named dick

12-08-2007, 09:45 PM

Saw this the other day. Pacakge was addressed to "The Man"

overallowed · 12-09-2007, 09:32 AM

Harry Dyck. Seriously.

jugbutt2 · 12-10-2007, 10:04 AM

I was an H.R. rep for 10 years. Interviewd a young man by the name of Nosmo King. I keep a long list on my computer at home. When I need a good laugh, I pull the list up and look at it. Some would be innappropriate for this site!!

My sister-in-law was a teacher for years. She had twins in her class one year, Lemonjello and Orangejello. She had a kid one year named ABC. He had no middle name, but I would think DEF would have been about right!! LOL!!

UPSmeoff · 12-22-2007, 02:56 AM

Lemetrius President

UPSmeoff · 12-22-2007, 02:57 AM

Shamoon Jenkins

UPSmeoff · 12-22-2007, 02:59 AM

Kartica Rivers.

also known as 'tica'

ditto44 · 12-25-2007, 05:21 PM

I had a Harry Fongdong, however, we had a new driver on an area, he was real gulliable so someone made a box up addressed to Henrietta Humpback. It was in a small town in Indiana. It was hillarious, he was asking everyone in town who this person was. We heard about that for weeks, every time some one delivered his area , the story was told over and over.

jbomb1010 · 01-04-2008, 09:06 PM

I have a lady on my route named Rose Bohl. Also, a Silver Beach and you will love this and I'm not kidding here, a gay guy named Steve Seaman....

hdkappler · 01-06-2008, 07:40 AM

michelle funk.don't get confused and put a (c)instead of an n.

IWorkAsDirected · 01-06-2008, 09:46 AM

Pat Butts

Mike Hawk · 03-14-2008, 09:32 PM

Some of those sound like made up names, like Phil McCracken.
On one of the trucks I load there is an Anita Bonner, thats her real name the driver checked her id once. Yesterday a box for her came down for "A Bonner". I promptly riped the spa label off and took it up to our clerk and asked her if she knew which driver had "A Bonner". She took it and waited for driver pcm and right in the middle of it Yelled out "who has A Bonner?" and handed the box around, the on road supe tried to continue pcm but gave up and went back into the office.

dilligaf · 03-14-2008, 10:00 PM

I have a GUAY on the route that I'm doing now. He works with MISSUN.

dilligaf · 03-14-2008, 10:02 PM

A few weeks ago I del. to Ed McMahan!!!!!!!

dilligaf · 03-14-2008, 10:05 PM

I had a weird one. Made me call my sister. The customer had the same name as my sister, same spelling and all.

Forty6and2 · 03-16-2008, 12:20 PM

I'm a Cover Driver now, but when I was a loader, I loaded a package with the name Richard Wang on it.

soberups · 03-16-2008, 08:11 PM

Dr. Toungue, OBGYN

fredly00 · 03-18-2008, 10:09 PM

Dr. O'very OBGYN
Dr. Pain(payne)

And my Current Favorite

LaGrand Johnson (its a concrete company..) we are always thinking of fun slogans..
"Gets rock hard just in time" etc etc etc....

feeder53 · 03-19-2008, 12:33 PM

Helen Waite......