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03-20-2008, 11:39 PM
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Address corrected a box for Peter Steffen today. | 
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03-21-2008, 04:54 AM
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MIKE HUNT.......I use colored ink incase you don't get it  | |
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03-21-2008, 03:36 PM
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Best one I have seen is Richard (Dick) Peaburn
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03-23-2008, 08:44 PM
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Had a pkg for a regular customer but one day the name on it was Studmuffin. I had to hear this one so I waited for him to come to the door and asked "Do you have a studmuffin here?" We had a good laugh but he explained that sometimes when he orders stuff he puts strange names on it so if he starts getting junkmail with that name on it he knows which company is selling his information. Made sense but I don't think I totally bought it since the pkg was a 2DA from NC!
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03-24-2008, 12:32 PM
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03-26-2008, 09:31 PM
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I saw a label on a package today that had "LOL W T F PAYPAL IS GAY" as the name on the address label.
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03-30-2008, 09:42 PM
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I used to deliver to Jack Craps. Went into his lawnmower shop almost everyday, and had a hell of a time talking to him, and not laughing at his name | |
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04-26-2008, 04:07 AM
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Scarlett Weiner
Dick Spore
Erin Coxhead (a real hottie!)
A. Handwerker (is that like a hand JOB?)
Lavoris Smith
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04-26-2008, 06:23 AM
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04-26-2008, 07:25 AM
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A couple of peaks ago I was on a split and this Korean guy got a bunch of Dells. His name was Yu Hoo. All I can think of right now. | |
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04-26-2008, 08:38 AM
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Sheety Pooja. No kidding. Lots of Indians in Edison/Islen NJ... | |
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06-11-2008, 02:08 PM
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haha today a package for
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06-11-2008, 08:16 PM
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Last week a package came down the sort for Gaye Holiday
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06-27-2008, 03:28 AM
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I got one for the record dorkus whipleman | |
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06-27-2008, 05:38 AM
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06-27-2008, 08:53 AM
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Here are two funny boxes I have read!
1) The side of the box read...
"my shaft is a woody"
2) Was some kind of Asian box:
On the side of the box someone wrote..(all the words were phenetically spelt like):
"a rot of fings in dis box"
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07-01-2008, 10:57 AM
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Training a new driver years ago, we had a pkg for a lady on a college campus named Poohn Tang. | |
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07-02-2008, 03:46 AM
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how about Nan Bacon and Sally Nickels both at the Borgata Casino and I always ask where is Susie Dimes | |
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07-10-2008, 07:43 AM
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I saw this one the other day.. Walter Werstink
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07-13-2008, 06:52 PM
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Hung Dong pkg went nI3 so I never got to meet him
Lori Hiscock
Mr. Yee Yuk | |
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07-26-2008, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by disneyworld  It's hard to keep a straight face when a woman signs with the last name Greathead. | Was this woman single or did she marry someone named Greathead and took his name? If she did this then that is screwed up.
If you're born with the name there is nothing you can do except legally change it, but to choose to take that name as woman is "daring" to say the least.
Was she good looking at all disney?
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07-30-2008, 12:36 AM
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08-01-2008, 12:26 PM
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08-05-2008, 07:14 AM
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Ok..it's not funny I guess..but I thought of BC. I loaded a pkg for MIKE HAWK today...
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