Your most embarrasing or funny moment while on the job.

[RFDUpsSup]

Originally Posted by Dirty Savage

Oh come on!

The other week I walked around for at least an hour with my fly on my pants wide open. The worst part was was that nobody said anything.

I had that happen, only I was giving the PCM to my employees before sort start. Yeah that was embarassing.

A good one I've had actually happened at home. I live out in the country and have a couple of big dogs, so when our driver gets out he gives the dogs treats.

One day he opened the door to his package car, but had forgotten the package so he climbed in the back to get it and my dogs climbed up into the car looking for the treats. Took us like 5mins to get them out.

[sealbasher]

i was training a driver and bent down to pkg down and ripped pants from nads to top of crack in front of a woman

[Forty6and2]

Originally Posted by longlunchguy

When I was a rookie I covered the route on the beach... tons of condos. By thursday I thought I had the route dialed in a little bit and feeling good about myself I strolled into an elevator twirling my keys. I promptly dropped said keys and watched as they fell through that little gap between the elevator floor and the edge of the building. That was the day I became longlunchguy!

haha...rotflmao. that is freaking funny

[Forty6and2]

Originally Posted by soberups

Im way out in the country, I had just delivered to a customer with a 1/2 mile long driveway out in the woods. I gotta pee. So I park, get out, find a tree, and I'm in the middle of doing my biz when the lady who owns the house sees me, she is out walking her dog and I never saw her or heard her coming. Fortunately, she thought the whole thing was hilarious, people who live out in the country are pretty laid back about that kind of thing. She smiles and waves every time she sees me to ths day, and I want to crawl in a hole and die.

no way blackbox- this is the funniest hehe

i took a piss in the dark in a culdersac at the end of someones drive way lights were off when making the delivery and going back to the truck duting when i was pissing the lights came on oppps i realy have to go

[MIDriver152]

I used to deliver at a mall. One day my girlfriend met me for lunch when we got done eating she asked me if I ever had sex in the back of my truck, I looked at the truck and said not this one. When I opened the back door to let her out there were about 4 people on a smoke break. She ran off, I bumed a smoke. I guess it was really her most embarrasing moment.

[suffolk_804]

i pull up to a stop smoking then put it out before i made the delivery it was to a house signature required as the lady is sign for it she ask me "you smoke" i said "somthing has to kill you" and then saw her husband breathing with an oxygen mask on...

[brownrodster]

At least twice I've been in the back sorting with the bulkhead door open and ripped a juicy fart or two only to find someone standing at the front of my truck waiting to talk to me. I thought it was funny.

[filthpig]

I farted in front of a customer not long ago. It was one of those little squeakers. Nice & smelly too. The customer just wouldn't shut up and I couldn't hold on to it any longer. Oh well. That's probably the best thing about being married. Crap like that doesn't wreck your soul the way it did when you were single.

[Hedley_Lamarr]

Not really embarrasing, but I was delivering to Victoria Secrets, I was standing by the changing rooms waiting for a signature and this totally hot chick came out of one of the changing rooms in some undies I guess she was trying on. I just looked at her, I imagine my eyes as big as saucers, she just smiled, said HI UPS guy, and waved. I was kinda like, Uuuhhhh, uhhhh, yeah, uhhhhhh hi uhhhh too, uhhhh...

[Hedley_Lamarr]

Originally Posted by brownrodster

At least twice I've been in the back sorting with the bulkhead door open and ripped a juicy fart or two only to find someone standing at the front of my truck waiting to talk to me. I thought it was funny.

I was out as a helper during last Christmas season, and the driver I was out with went in the back of the car to pee, he ripped a really loud fart, but ended up (soiling) himself. I heard PPPPPFFFFFTTTTTT, OHHH NOOOOO!!! So he called his sister to bring him new pants and skivies. It was pretty funny. Needless to say I declined to drive when he asked me to...

[Abigpileofbrown]

I was ready to return from my route and had put the chain on the rear door when i got a page from the center (showing my age a bit).They had a p/u that neede to be done.When I got to the dock I went thru the bulkhead door and slammed it,went to roolup the back door and realized it was chained.Now I am locked in the back of the car.At that time you couldn't open the door from inside.Ended up using the clip off my clipboard to remove the light above the door and reaching thru to release the doorchain...Really felt like a moron.

When I had to listen to a vet of 30+ years have to save his job by calling a client to tell his boss of lesser years that the client was satisfied with his performance as a sales rep.
It was a holiday party and the guy was mortified of losing his job with 1 kid in college and another about to go.

What the heck is wrong with you guys at UPS that you'd treat a 30 year vet this way?

[BLACKBOX]

[quote=say it ain't so;400965]When I had to listen to a vet of 30+ years have to save his job by calling a client to tell his boss of lesser years that the client was satisfied with his performance as a sales rep.
It was a holiday party and the guy was mortified of losing his job with 1 kid in college and another about to go./quote]


Hate to break to you brother but its all about the numbers. With a brutal field like sales, it doesn't matter how long you've been with the company. Remember this guy has a boss that answers to another boss and so on..... Bottom line-is he contributing to the bottom line? if not sei-la-vie!

Rent this movie: "The Fan" starring Robert DeNiro, you'll see what I mean.

[UpstateNYUPSer]

It was the middle of winter and I was at my first stop and I heard this "R-r-r-i-p-p-p" and felt cold air rush up between my legs. I had split my pants right through the crotch. Good thing I had my thermals on. Called the wife and had her bring me another pair of pants and, yes, I kept delivering.

[Ms.PacMan]

I broke my nose in front of a telemarketing business, next to a hotel, on a very busy street. I gushed blood all over the front of my shirt, shorts and shoes and then bent forward and let the blood flow into my hands.

At least a dozen people ran to my aid and one lady said she would go get me something to stop the bleeding. She ran back into the bldg and seconds later ran back out to me with a maxi pad!

So there I was on this busy street, covered in blood, tilting my head back, holding a giant Kotex under my nose. Very embarrassing!

[BLACKBOX]

Originally Posted by Ms.PacMan

I broke my nose in front of a telemarketing business, next to a hotel, on a very busy street. I gushed blood all over the front of my shirt, shorts and shoes and then bent forward and let the blood flow into my hands.

At least a dozen people ran to my aid and one lady said she would go get me something to stop the bleeding. She ran back into the bldg and seconds later ran back out to me with a maxi pad!

So there I was on this busy street, covered in blood, tilting my head back, holding a giant Kotex under my nose. Very embarrassing!

Would have been worse if in a hurry she grabbed a used one!

[hyena]

Originally Posted by BLACKBOX

Would have been worse if in a hurry she grabbed a used one!

Ahh dude did you have to say that lol thats sick! lol


I was delivering air on a saturday and I pull up to my stop. I go up the 4 or 5 steps to the house no problem ring the door bell and wait. When no one came I dr the package front porch and start to walk away as im going down the stairs I just slid like in a movie. My legs came like straight out in the air and I hit hard, fortuantly I was able to get up and walk away without any problems. When I looked up to see if anyone saw me about everyone at the fair ground gate was looking over. There was a fair going on and the house I delivered to was like right across the street from the main entrance. Yea that was embarrassing lol

[Cobra Agent]

I was in the middle of a bout with kidney stones. (was cleared to work). Started to feel some pain to took some medicine...as the shift went on pain got worse so went to break room took some more for the pain. next thing i knew i woke up at my house in bed. I either passed out from med or pain. they called my wife helped load me in her car and she drove me home. i was off of work till i passed the stone

[Cobra Agent]

I was covering a college rt and had a delivery to a frat house. the students were moving in so of course i had plenty of boxes clothes. As i pull up the frat boys were out side partying it up. I open the back door and pick up this enormous box and carry it to the house, place it by the door and swarmed by drunken frat boys. The owner of the box comes up to me and says "man that is a big package", to wich i replied "i am glad you noticed but i hope you dont say that to every guy who comes to your door". We all laughed and they started giving him a very very "hard" time

[LiL"Comet"]

I was always given a hard time while driving by other drvrs (men) being a female they told me I didn't have to do anything but pull up & they would come running.. I had a particular stop always had very heavy boxes and the dock high up. Normally never received any help but wasn't feeling very good so when a guy asked if he could get on the truck help me lift up my pkgs I gladly said yes. We both p/u the heaviest boxes then just before him getting back up on the dock I lost my footing fell backwards.

Picture this....... when I fell backwards he caught me by me setting on his lap, then he lost his footing on the step in truck he feel still holding on to me with his hands around my chest both hands positioned very firmly on my chest... boy he got more than a hand full that day...

On the dock stood about 4 other guys with there mouth wide open, big eyes looking at one another. Once they seen I was OK then they all horse laughed asking they guy that caught me if he was going to be able to concentrate on his job the rest of the day?

From that day on they all were on the dock waiting for the opportunity to help me out in the truck, But there wasn't any chance that would happen again....


Needless to say how many times I was addressed with "What Can Brown Do For Me" by a customer, I would just smile and carry on....

[moontheloon1982]

A few years ago I was making a pick-up at an office building. I was behind on my pick-ups and walking with the usual 'sense of urgency' through the corridor heading back to the main entrance. I was entering the pick-up info in the diad as I walked and trying to spot a bathroom that I could use along the way. I found the bathroom and walked in, all the while paying most of my attention to the diad. It's funny because I didnt really think anything of the fact that there weren't any urinals in sight. There were only 2 stalls, one of which was occupied. So I went, took a quick leak, and was washing my hands when I heard a WOMANS voice behind me ask in a horrified tone "what the hell are you doing in here?". I was so embarassed I could have cried. I ended up delivering to that womans office several times in the time since then and she always makes a remark about it in front of whoever else might be there, so I have to keep reliving the embarassment over and over again. I would have liked to seen the womans face though. She's takin a dump or whatever, I come in the stall next to her, she can see my feet are a little large for a woman but the fact that I am pissing from a standing position is what really gave it away. Priceless!

[stevetheupsguy]

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