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04-17-2009, 05:14 AM
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#1 | | Nightcrawler
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This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS... twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house. 
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04-17-2009, 05:46 AM
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#2 | | Retired Senior Member
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I know she will bring a Smile to everyone that see's her!
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04-17-2009, 07:18 AM
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#3 | | Senior Member
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Bad breath. | |
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04-17-2009, 12:56 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
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I suppose it could have been worse and the smile could have been on the front of the underwear. 
Kinda gives new meaning to the song "Put on a happy face!"
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04-17-2009, 01:32 PM
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#5 | | golden ticket member
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A smile from cheek to cheek !!!
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04-17-2009, 06:39 PM
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#6 | | Life is a Highway...
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Excuse me....do you have a mint? | |
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04-17-2009, 06:50 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by moreluck  A smile from cheek to cheek !!! | That is very funny. | |
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04-17-2009, 07:04 PM
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#8 | | aka Grandstug
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She "cracked" a smile?  | |
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04-18-2009, 02:52 AM
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#9 | | Nightcrawler
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I wonder if she is shopping at Walmart.  
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04-18-2009, 03:43 AM
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#10 | | retired and happy
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I've got a feeling she knows | |
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04-18-2009, 04:41 AM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a box, under a bridge
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Could she be assvertising?
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04-18-2009, 08:59 AM
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#12 | | Go Chargers!
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Gives meaning to the word buttcheeks
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04-18-2009, 09:35 AM
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#13 | | Senior Member
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She can probably blow you a kiss. | |
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04-18-2009, 08:27 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
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Fashion today is changing in ways that are hard to explain...  | |
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04-19-2009, 05:16 AM
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#15 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sammie Fashion today is changing in ways that are hard to explain... | Thanks Sammie. Now I have something to dream about tonight!
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04-19-2009, 08:17 AM
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#16 | | 23 year driver
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Originally Posted by Big Babooba Could she be assvertising? |
The front probably says "Joe's crab shack"
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