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07-20-2009, 08:35 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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Ok, we've all done it, especially drivers on rural routes. You have a few minutes of driving between stops and your mind starts wandering and before you know it you are thinking about something totally different than what you started out thinking about! You go from thinking about the baseball game last night to wondering why there is an expiration date on sour cream. It was during one of these periods of mental fartification that I came up with an idea for a new thread!
I think we all know Steve The UPS Guy is a man of good humor and can take it as well as dish it out! And since he's been given the nickname Stug, I thought we could have a little fun with that name! So through the above mentioned thought process I came up with a stupid little game called "STUGSTITUTIONS".
Take any song title, line from a song, or old saying and substitute the name Stug for any word in that line. Kinda like this:
Shot through the Stug and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.
I've got Stugs in low places...
Stug me, Stug me, STUG! STUG!
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him Stug.
A Stug in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Stug happens!
Ok now see what kind of stupid stug, I mean stuff, you can come up with!
And yes Stug, you can play too! 
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07-20-2009, 09:53 PM
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#2 | | LOADED FOR BEAR
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Stugilicious................ ok it is what I could come up with on the spur of the moment!
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07-21-2009, 12:23 AM
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#3 | | ModSta in Training
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I'm too stuggy for my pants.
Excuse me while I stug the sky.
Born under a bad sign,
if it wasn't for bad stug,
I wouldn't have no stug at all.
We are the stugions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the stugions -
We are the stugions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the stugions - of the world -
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07-21-2009, 04:01 AM
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Stugging on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Stug is running out his nose
Greasy fingers smearing stuggy clothes
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07-21-2009, 04:10 AM
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STUGGED starring Ashton Kutcher.
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07-21-2009, 06:45 AM
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Stugmeister
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07-21-2009, 06:56 AM
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"Stug Don't Stare" | |
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07-21-2009, 07:04 AM
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Get the Stug picture. ooooh a double entendre
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07-21-2009, 07:12 AM
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you don't stug on superman's cape
you don't spit into my mug
you don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger
and you don't mess around with STUG
(apologies to Jim Croce)
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07-21-2009, 07:16 AM
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that song "truckin'" by the grateful dead: just substitute "stuggin'" for "truckin" in the title and every where it appears in the song.
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07-21-2009, 07:17 AM
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I can see Huey lewis singing "Stug with you" or elvis singing dunt....dunt... "Stug on you"
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07-21-2009, 07:18 AM
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Stug... , Stug ... Stug of the jungle. friend to you and me.
Stug....., Stug ....Stug of the jungle. watch out for that tree
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07-21-2009, 07:19 AM
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Hey there , Stuggie girl, swinging down the street so fancy free
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07-21-2009, 07:29 AM
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If you're goin to Stug Franciso, be sure to weEAARrrr some flowers in your hair.
I could get to 2000 posts doing this
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07-21-2009, 07:33 AM
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#15 | | Senior Member
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Seriously, a song with one syllable can be stugged
examples from the beatles song catalogue:
All my stugging
All you need is Stug
Baby you're a rich stug
Stugged in the USSR
Stug Tripper
I'll follow the Stug
Let it Stug
This Stug (ringo's theme)
Stug and Shout
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07-21-2009, 07:34 AM
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Hey there , Stuggie girl, swinging down the street so fancy free
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07-21-2009, 07:41 AM
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#17 | | LOADED FOR BEAR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ol'browneye  Ok, we've all done it, especially drivers on rural routes. You have a few minutes of driving between stops and your mind starts wandering and before you know it you are thinking about something totally different than what you started out thinking about! You go from thinking about the baseball game last night to wondering why there is an expiration date on sour cream. It was during one of these periods of mental fartification that I came up with an idea for a new thread!
I think we all know Steve The UPS Guy is a man of good humor and can take it as well as dish it out! And since he's been given the nickname Stug, I thought we could have a little fun with that name! So through the above mentioned thought process I came up with a stupid little game called "STUGSTITUTIONS".
Take any song title, line from a song, or old saying and substitute the name Stug for any word in that line. Kinda like this:
Shot through the Stug and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.
I've got Stugs in low places...
Stug me, Stug me, STUG! STUG!
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him Stug.
A Stug in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Stug happens!
Ok now see what kind of stupid stug, I mean stuff, you can come up with!
And yes Stug, you can play too! | See what you have gone and done! You've created a stugster.
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07-21-2009, 08:46 AM
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Stugshine on my shoulders - John Denver
Good morning Stugshine - Oliver
Ain't no Stugshine, when she's gone ?
Stug - a - lug based on Chug-a-lug by ?????hmm the guy who did king of the road -Roger ???
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07-21-2009, 09:47 AM
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Roger Miller
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07-21-2009, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OldUPSDriver Roger Miller | thank you!
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07-21-2009, 12:44 PM
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#21 | | Age quod agis
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I need to purchase an STUG AP for my Ipod.
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07-21-2009, 08:28 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
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You were always on my Stug...(for all you Willie fans)
"One small step for man, one giant leap for Stugkind"
The Stuginator..."I'll be back"
Oh Stuggy you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Stuggy, hey Stuggy!
How much wood could a woodstug stug if a woodstug could stug wood?
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07-22-2009, 06:00 PM
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#23 | | aka Grandstug
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07-22-2009, 09:07 PM
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#24 | | "Hang in there!"
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Seems p/u really stugs this thread!
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07-23-2009, 09:46 PM
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STUG OFF!!!
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