An Elephant Tale! - Page 2 - Brown Cafe

pickup · 09-01-2009, 04:32 PM

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I hit the send button a moment too soon...QUOTE]

I always try to think of something else to ensure that I do not prematurely send.

Those words taketh on an even more sinister aspect when in conjunction upon gazing at your familiar in your avatar. There are dark shades from the bowels of hades that I perceive when I look upon that beast clearly plotting evil plans that will betwixt the land

fethrs · 09-01-2009, 04:35 PM

Slow hand.....

Big Babooba · 09-01-2009, 05:37 PM

All this from an elephant tampon?

dilligaf · 09-01-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pickup

ahh, such wisdom displayed in electing such a signature line. Indeed , some quests are better left unaided.
Be thou aware, for the evil witch of the west does disparage thy good name
If an ill wind blow from the west, surely she will be the one to blame.

Ahhhh dear Jester, it is a fairy tale I speaketh of. In fairy tales all evil is dispensed of in good order. But it is the real world that I live in and the ill wind that you speaketh of is but a gentle breath of the truth. I thought that you were of the minion of the duke himself but I doth think that I was wrong.

And I bless you for aiding me in my quest.

And the one that will be blamed is the one that is wrong.

Tis not I that be wrong.

Dizzee · 09-02-2009, 09:59 AM

moreluck · 09-02-2009, 11:26 AM

Someone telleth me whateth this thread is about ???!!!

Dizzee · 09-02-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by moreluck

Someone telleth me whateth this thread is about ???!!!

Ahh, Moreluck, yarn spinner, teller of tales, are ye on a quest for truths? Ye will find not the truth here, but ye will develop a severe lisp, as have all others who dareth enter here. Ye have been warned!

fethrs · 09-02-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Babooba

All this from an elephant tampon?

No, not the elephant tampon, the bedtime story you started about the fair princess AJ...

.....to be continued.....

pickup · 09-02-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

Ahhhh dear Jester, it is a fairy tale I speaketh of. In fairy tales all evil is dispensed of in good order. But it is the real world that I live in and the ill wind that you speaketh of is but a gentle breath of the truth. I thought that you were of the minion of the duke himself but I doth think that I was wrong.

And I bless you for aiding me in my quest.

And the one that will be blamed is the one that is wrong.

Tis not I that be wrong.

If ye not be a witch, then a simple test ye will not mind
if ye are a witch, then thine life be mine.

YouTube - Wizard of Oz 1- Wicked Witch Melting

pickup · 09-02-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizzee

methinks I be winning (It's a good thing I read all those Thor comic books years ago)

dilligaf · 09-02-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pickup

If ye not be a witch, then a simple test ye will not mind
if ye are a witch, then thine life be mine.

YouTube - Wizard of Oz 1- Wicked Witch Melting

I shall take the test thee put fore me, jester! I shall prove to thee I am neither, witch nor enemy. I shall also prove to thee that I am friend for life if thine deserveth such.

dilligaf · 09-02-2009, 09:17 PM

A water test, I think I'm in heaven.

pickup · 09-03-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

I shall take the test thee put fore me, jester! I shall prove to thee I am neither, witch nor enemy. I shall also prove to thee that I am friend for life if thine deserveth such.

First, thou threaten me, and now thou dost seek my friendship.
Which witch is which?
Dost thou think I fall prey to this switch?

Fethrs, I urge thee. Your task is now at hand
For Friday night , you will be forced to take a stand.
Thor's day, night before the full moon
for your crystals' powers to be in full bloom
in the rays of that silvery orb they must take a bath
for they will be tested in the eve of Frida , the witches' sabbath
At the witching hour, the wicked witch of the west
will do what she does best
from the vortex of Sedona she will draw
upon the powers good folk abhor

So be prepared for the night of the full moon
and beware that crazy witch of a loon.

No more can I write
for I feel sleepy
I am falling under the spell of the witch's cohort
the shapeshifter known as Dizzee

pickup · 09-03-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

A water test, I think I'm in heaven.

Truly, witch, it would be an understatement to say that all the waters of Neptune would not be enough to cleanse your soul of the wickedness that has been encouraged to fester there.

pickup · 09-03-2009, 01:10 PM

from my water scrying and divinating
and a fortnight of meditating
I bring forth a vision of the the witch dilligaf
and how she spent the last witches' sabbath

YouTube - Zap The World

dilligaf · 09-03-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pickup

First, thou threaten me, and now thou dost seek my friendship.
Which witch is which?
Dost thou think I fall prey to this switch?

HUH?

pickup · 09-03-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

HUH?

allright you didn't threaten me, but I wanted to keep the show going a little longer.

dilligaf · 09-03-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pickup

allright you didn't threaten me, but I wanted to keep the show going a little longer.

Well don't do it at my expense.

pickup · 09-03-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dilligaf

Well don't do it at my expense.

Okay, dilligaf, I apologize. The Jester is officially retired.

ajblakejr · 09-03-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Knight Big? Why did you leave me alone with tiny Smokey and take the big strong Oreo with you? My deep despair is returning with every time the big ball in the sky goes around our mists of Avalon.

Did you fall off the end of this land?

Did you slay me a dragon?

This quaint house is not a castle without you and the Big Kitty.

I listen with my ear to the willow tree and the troll within is telling me of evil people in this kingdom and witches and jesters and scribes.

Please return to me and protect me from it all.

Big Babooba · 09-04-2009, 05:05 AM

Fret not my dear Princess AJ, although Smokey is tiny, he is a fierce fighter, loving, and extremely loyal. He will fight to the end to defend you. I have been sailing the seven seas with Oreo in search of the legendary Giant Blue Lobstah. Upon our return, I will have a tale for you.

pickup · 09-04-2009, 07:06 AM

If Sir Babooba truly love thee Princess AJ, he never would have left thine side.

YouTube - ROBERT GOULET (Live w / lyrics) - If Ever I Would Leave You

Robert Goulet , Robert Goulet, my god, Robert Goulet. - if anyone call tell me where that line came from, I would be in shock. I am in shock that I know.

Dizzee · 09-04-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pickup

Okay, dilligaf, I apologize. The Jester is officially retired.

Round one hath ended upon Jester Pickups words. Perhaps he has withdrawn knowing victory was his, or possibly, he was out of breath.

Methinks the latter.
None the less, he hath won this battle.

And woe is me.

For I did not even register a single point.

pickup · 09-04-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dizzee

Round one hath ended upon Jester Pickups words. Perhaps he has withdrawn knowing victory was his, or possibly, he was out of breath.

Methinks the latter.
None the less, he hath won this battle.

And woe is me.

For I did not even register a single point.

How convenient that the scorekeeper saw fit not to reward himself a single point in a nerd contest (named after the fact).

ajblakejr · 09-04-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pickup

If Sir Babooba truly love thee Princess AJ, he never would have left thine side.

YouTube - ROBERT GOULET (Live w / lyrics) - If Ever I Would Leave You

Robert Goulet , Robert Goulet, my god, Robert Goulet. - if anyone call tell me where that line came from, I would be in shock. I am in shock that I know.

Emerald Nuts?