An Elephant Tale!

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by pickup

If Sir Babooba truly love thee Princess AJ, he never would have left thine side.

Jester Pickup, thou hath a lot to learn. True love surviveth any distance, be it a millimeter or a light year. The warmth in one's heart is more powerful than any sun. A smile hath more value than any piece of gold. A laugh soundeth more pleasing to the ear than a symphony. Go now and search the four corners of the earth for these. If you findeth them then you are truly blessed for you hath discovered true love.

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Fret not my dear Princess AJ, although Smokey is tiny, he is a fierce fighter, loving, and extremely loyal. He will fight to the end to defend you. I have been sailing the seven seas with Oreo in search of the legendary Giant Blue Lobstah. Upon our return, I will have a tale for you.

And a lobstah dinnah!

[Dizzee]

Originally Posted by ajblakejr

Emerald Nuts?

Wasn't that Liberace?

[Dizzee]

Originally Posted by pickup

How convenient that the scorekeeper saw fit not to reward himself a single point in a nerd contest (named after the fact).

Nay, I say!
A sorcerer's untruths you tell.
The warning was laid before all. Previous posts tell truth's tale. All one must do, is check these previous posts (and hit refresh on your browser ) to reveal the sorcerer's lies.
Harken here.
Here.
And, finally, harken here.

Thou's vanity prodded you to battle, but thou's pride has suffered a mortal wound in the victory of same.
Your mighty "hammer of thunder" is now but a squeaky toy, to be chewed by strays in the village square.
The powers of your "Cloak of Thin-bility" have faded and reveal your true feeder pants to all.
Be gone from us! Never darken our thresholds again with your shadow!





Ummm, unless you brought ale. In that case, hang out for a while.

[pickup]

Originally Posted by ajblakejr

Emerald Nuts?

Nope, it is a line from chorus line's song "goodbye 12, goodbye 13, hello love"

The video I put here is the best i could find (as the original soundtrack isn't out there. If you pay attention at 1:05 to 1:09, you will see and hear(not too well) a man say "Robert Goulet My god Robert Goulet" . I think the line had an extra "robert Goulet" in the broadway soundtrack.

The man might be klein. Robert Goulet(R.I.P.) was a french canadian and we all know how enthusiastic Klein gets about anything or anyone canadian.

YouTube - 8. Hello 12, Hello 13, Hello Love

YouTube - 8. Hello 12, Hello 13, Hello Love

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Dizzee

Nay, I say!
A sorcerer's untruths you tell.
The warning was laid before all. Previous posts tell truth's tale. All one must do, is check these previous posts (and hit refresh on your browser ) to reveal the sorcerer's lies.
Harken here.
Here.
And, finally, harken here.

Thou's vanity prodded you to battle, but thou's pride has suffered a mortal wound in the victory of same.
Your mighty "hammer of thunder" is now but a squeaky toy, to be chewed by strays in the village square.
The powers of your "Cloak of Thin-bility" have faded and reveal your true feeder pants to all.
Be gone from us! Never darken our thresholds again with your shadow!





Ummm, unless you brought ale. In that case, hang out for a while.

Sir Dizee, square knight of the table round
your lies and brazenness know no bounds
Witchcraft and sorcery caused those words to appear
above the tallyboard , whose intent is now laid bare (bare -exposed)
Thou canst not malign my character for the hammer which I have bore
is known as mighty mjolnir the hammer of Thor
for only the truly worthy can hold it high above his head
so the fact that I do
strikes your accusations of nerdiness Dead
I needest not a cloak of thin-bility
for in truth I am quite lean
My girth size is admirable (girth equaleth waist)
it is one score and 14

So the reason for you receiving not a ration of fine ale
is simply stated in ether-net terms
"massive fail"

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Jester Pickup, thou hath a lot to learn. True love surviveth any distance, be it a millimeter or a light year. The warmth in one's heart is more powerful than any sun. A smile hath more value than any piece of gold. A laugh soundeth more pleasing to the ear than a symphony. Go now and search the four corners of the earth for these. If you findeth them then you are truly blessed for you hath discovered true love.

There is wisdom in what you state
But now I hesitate
to correct the words of a friend
but there is something I must put to an end
I knowest not of "millimeter" or "light year"
but they resonate in my mind of things I doest fear
surely you could have used "cubit" and "days journey"
in place of terms so queer

I am pleased that the legends of Smokey
are dutifully told
for one should not forget
the tales of a soul so nobly bold

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

And a lobstah dinnah!

I tippeth my cowl to thee, Man of La Mangia (consult your italian dictionary if need be)

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by pickup

There is wisdom in what you state
But now I hesitate
to correct the words of a friend
but there is something I must put to an end
I knowest not of "millimeter" or "light year"
but they resonate in my mind of things I doest fear
surely you could have used "cubit" and "days journey"
in place of terms so queer

I am pleased that the legends of Smokey
are dutifully told
for one should not forget
the tales of a soul so nobly bold

Buyeth a dictionary

[Hoaxster]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Buyeth a dictionary

Geteth a life?

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Hoaxster

Geteth a life?

Hocus Pocus
out of focus
that was the curse I put on this man
and the cataracts appeared according to plan
You would think a lesson was learned
but continue playing with fire
and ye shall get burned

[Hoaxster]

Originally Posted by pickup

Hocus Pocus
out of focus
that was the curse I put on this man
and the cataracts appeared according to plan
You would think a lesson was learned
but continue playing with fire
and ye shall get burned

Ringeth of Fire? An U, oh anusol baby.

YouTube - Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire+Peaches En Regalia - 1988

YouTube - Frank Zappa - Ring Of Fire+Peaches En Regalia - 1988

[pickup]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Buyeth a dictionary

I awaiteth the invention of the printing press so that one would be available to vulgar folk such as me.

[Dizzee]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Fret not my dear Princess AJ, although Smokey is tiny, he is a fierce fighter, loving, and extremely loyal. He will fight to the end to defend you. I have been sailing the seven seas with Oreo in search of the legendary Giant Blue Lobstah. Upon our return, I will have a tale for you.

[ajblakejr]

Originally Posted by Dizzee

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by Dizzee

Looks more like purple to me

[Dizzee]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Looks more like purple to me

Then the search continues.......






P.S. The princess says hi.

[pickup]

Let the joyous news be spread
at last this wicked thread is dead

[Dizzee]

Originally Posted by pickup

Let the joyous news be spread
at last this wicked thread is dead

I don't know about AJ, or everyone else, but I'm still waiting for the "Lobster Tale".

[pickup]

Originally Posted by dilligaf

Ahhhh dear Jester, it is a fairy tale I speaketh of. In fairy tales all evil is dispensed of in good order. But it is the real world that I live in and the ill wind that you speaketh of is but a gentle breath of the truth. I thought that you were of the minion of the duke himself but I doth think that I was wrong. And I bless you for aiding me in my quest. And the one that will be blamed is the one that is wrong. Tis not I that be wrong.

this post makes more sense now in the light of a feud going on in another thread do ye think not?

[pickup]

Originally Posted by dilligaf

NAY jester Pickup, the the territories of Upstate are not good enough for Sir Big and the Princess AJ. That is a foul and unfertile land and the Duke is of questionable honor. Sir Big and the Princess AJ move west, they move west where there is open land and beautiful skies. Where a man does not have to answer to a Duke or any other pretender. They move to the real west.

and this one!

[pickup]

Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer

Pickup--my signature line speaks volumes.

and this one . I believe his signature line something along the lines of cutting bait when aiding someone in his quest

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by pickup

and this one . I believe his signature line something along the lines of cutting bait when aiding someone in his quest

Originally Posted by pickup

and this one!

Originally Posted by pickup

this post makes more sense now in the light of a feud going on in another thread do ye think not?

Gee, ya think! I could go into all the gory details but too what end. All I want is an apology for the way I was treated.

[pickup]

Originally Posted by dilligaf

Gee, ya think! I could go into all the gory details but too what end. All I want is an apology for the way I was treated.

I assume that the duke purchased no fare for the vessel that be sailing this coming april? It might be wise that he did no such thing for if the ship does not fall off the earth , he might be thrown off the boat and at the mercies of Neptune's creatures.

I think we will get the gory details eventually.


But not now for mercury is in retrograde,
my ephemeris tells me that this is true.
we will hear the truth when the planet is moving forward again
on sept 29, it is due

You two used me as a way to throw zingers at each other. Now I feel used, doubly so

[dilligaf]

Originally Posted by pickup

I assume that the duke purchased no fare for the vessel that be sailing this coming april? It might be wise that he did no such thing for if the ship does not fall off the earth , he might be thrown off the boat and at the mercy's of Neptune's creatures.

I think we will get the gory details eventually.

Neptune and his creatures hath better taste than that. They would send him back to New York.