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09-27-2009, 06:05 PM
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Ok,this is a thread where we take turns adding a line or two.....
The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight | 
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09-27-2009, 06:07 PM
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Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts!
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09-27-2009, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DS  Ok,this is a thread where we take turns adding a line or two.....
The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight | Quote:
Originally Posted by ol'browneye Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts! | and a dozen of freshly grilled fully stuffed brats.
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09-27-2009, 06:12 PM
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Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?".
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09-27-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by cachsux Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?". |  
Good one!
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09-27-2009, 06:21 PM
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my ladys in the bath putting myrr and and lilac soap on her... | |
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09-27-2009, 06:26 PM
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OK so far we got this
The townsfolk in the village, meet secretly at night
both overtaxed and underpaid, decide its time to stand and fight
Klein shows up with a cooler full of Labatts!
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and a dozen of freshly grilled fully stuffed brats.
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Asking his center manager "Hey,you got a bottle opener?".
my ladys in the bath putting myrr and and lilac soap on her... | |
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09-27-2009, 06:46 PM
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...tush and she still smells like she just worked a 10 hour day in the middle of August!
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09-27-2009, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ol'browneye ...tush and she still smells like she just worked a 10 hour day in the middle of August! | so she takes a bath and Klein begins to lust.
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09-27-2009, 07:02 PM
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and the more Labatts he drinks, the better she smells!
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09-27-2009, 07:02 PM
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What more can I say
The king declared Klein the minister of taxes | |
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09-27-2009, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster so she takes a bath and Klein begins to lust. | "Get out of here you sicko!", she screams in disgust.
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09-27-2009, 07:04 PM
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DS, did you have any idea the story would take this turn? LOL
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Originally Posted by Big Babooba "Get out of here you sicko!", she screams in disgust. | As she rises from the water exposing her sudsy bust.
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09-27-2009, 07:06 PM
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and the people stormed the castle with big sticks and a few axes | |
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09-27-2009, 07:06 PM
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yelling "let the sudsy bust free!"
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09-27-2009, 07:13 PM
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The castle was a palace but was easy to attack with its alabaster walls | |
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09-27-2009, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ol'browneye DS, did you have any idea the story would take this turn? LOL | NO | |
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09-27-2009, 07:20 PM
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So Klein, fearing destruction of his alabaster palace, released the lady with the sudsy bust to the delight of the crowd, only to declare a hefty tax on busts a few minutes later.
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09-27-2009, 07:27 PM
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It was the worst fate befallen on the people of Edmonton since August 9, 1988.
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09-27-2009, 07:29 PM
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though a tax on the bust may seem somewhat shady,the tax was recinded for some up front ladies | |
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09-27-2009, 07:32 PM
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...though while the tax was in affect, ladys had to pay in Labatts and brats!
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09-27-2009, 07:41 PM
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in 1392 there was no brats or blue and a bath a week was good if you could get it | |
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09-27-2009, 08:40 PM
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Finally the suds receded from her bust and body as she stood and Klein noticed she was 300 pounds...although he had so many Labatts by now she looked 100 pounds! | |
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09-28-2009, 08:09 PM
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This thread did not go as I wished it would,,,I want to delete it and start over,any objections? | |
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