 Livin' the Dream
So, I made a delivery the other day (shocking...it interrupted my nap time, I need to talk to the union about that!) and was asked 'how's it going?'
I did the typical UPS reply of, 'oh, you know, livin' the dream'
The guy then looked me up and down and said, 'guy, you REALLY gotta set your sights higher'
The guy beside him goes, 'No, no, no, this way he'll never be disappointed because he can't get any lower'.
I got a good chuckle out of it since it was a few replies I'd never heard before. | 
