any of you ever "hook up" with customers???

[dcdriver]

had to change routes every year before I got married

[rod]

Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer

The single best feature of this forum is the ignore list. There is a certain Really Old Driver whose comments are best ignored as they add little or nothing of substantative value to the threads. I most certainly hope by the time I retire that I will have left any bad feelings for the company in the same hamper that I leave my uniforms in on my way out the door and, if I choose to participate in a forum such as this, I hope that I will be able to participate in an intelligent, thoughtful manner.

Good Lord man-- where's your sense of humor. In your retirement I picture you sitting on your front porch throwing rocks at little kids because they make fun of you and call you Mr. Grumpy... Upstate--Upyours

[OldUPSDriver]

Wow, I thought he was refering to me!!!!

[rod]

Originally Posted by OldUPSDriver

Wow, I thought he was refering to me!!!!

I believe Really Old Driver refers to Rod -but then again who knows. Must be me as my goal in life now that I'm retired is to add little or nothing of substantive value to the threads anyway. But you have to admit- I'm good at it.

[brownmonster]

Most of these threads have no substantive value but we all keep coming back anyway. ??

[rod]

amen brother

[fredly00]

I married mine.. been together 2 years, been married 9mo's
Been great...
How else do you meet people when you work till 8:30 most nights..
:P

[trplnkl]

I'm wondering how one can add something substantial to a thread about "hooking up" on your delivery area?

UpState///lighten up pal.

[dannyboy]

Feeder-upstate, me too. It is a matter of respect for me. People that sleep around usually dont have any respect for themselves, or others. Just something I have noticed.

Something else I have noticed is that in a huge number of cases, men take much more care of where they park their car or truck than where they park their d!&k. shame really. And sorry if that offends, its pretty hard to beat around the bush on this one. No pun intended.

d

[dilligaf]

My hubby just told me a story. Years and years ago when he was still living in MI he had a friend that was a UPS driver. MY hubby came home one day to find the UPS truck parked in his driveway with a strange car next to it. He walks into his house and his friend and the woman are in the house just getting dressed. Now what are friends good for if not to borrow things? LOL ROFLMAO

[PassYouBy]

Originally Posted by toonertoo

Well He** I could be your MOm, my sons 34, Gawd hes old, he was born in 1977. Same base, 12 yrs AF, now in reserves, and moved back home to Ohio, and I have no idea why, must be mesure aint the weather, although we dont have major hail, tornadoes, etc.

Mommy?! IVE MISSED YOU ALL THESE YEARS!!!

[Treegrower]

Dear Penthouse, I never thought these stories were true. Then one day..........

[Cementups]

Rod, if it makes you feel better I appreciate your post. If you are planning to take everything you readon the internet seriously then you will be sadly disappointed.

[rod]

2 RULES OF LIFE


1. All things posted on the internet are not true.

2. If you have a sense of humor life for the most part is pretty good.

(sorry about hyjacking this thread------again)

[iowa boy]

Originally Posted by rod

2 RULES OF LIFE



2. If you have a sense of humor life for the most part is pretty good.

(sorry about hyjacking this thread------again)

Personally, if you didn't have a sense of humor, would you have made it to retirement or would you have ended up in a straightjacket from being driven to insanity or in jail from killing one of the stupid bosses we all have.

[BLACKBOX]

Hook up??? Does everyone remember "Fatal Attraction"? One driver told me he bought a card for a customer who he overheard was having a birthday. Long story short this gal got awfully possessive and he had to explain it was just a thoughtful gesture.

[Bad Gas!]

My wife's mom and wife worked on my first route in the early80's...My wife's mom tried to get me to go out with a young gal in her office first..I say no thanks..Then she set me up with my wife of 25 years..Her daughter...Time flies...This is a great job for the single people looking..There is always somebody interesting and attractive somewhere on the route...

[dannyboy]

There is always somebody interesting and attractive somewhere

Yes sir, and many of them just as interested in getting half of what you have made and have, and others interested in that child support too.

Problem is, they dont wear a sign telling you what you are in for, or what it will cost you long term.

d

[Leftinbuilding]

Originally Posted by toonertoo

Well He** I could be your MOm, my sons 34, Gawd hes old, he was born in 1977. Same base, 12 yrs AF, now in reserves, and moved back home to Ohio, and I have no idea why, must be mesure aint the weather, although we dont have major hail, tornadoes, etc.

Your son was born in 1977 and he is 34 now? Sounds like UPS "math". You know, you have 150 stops, so they pull 10, and you end up with 160.

[Cementups]

I did that math too. I'm 33 born in 1975 so I was thoroughly puzzled oh now he was a year older than me and born 2 years after I was.

[toonertoo]

One son born in 1973, one son born in 1977, 34, and 30.
The only age I may lie about would be my own.
Sorry I put down the wrong year for the one I was talking about, first mistake this year.

[mattwtrs]

tooner; I always thought a ladies age was one of those lines that a smart guy never questioned. You'll always be a youngster to BC!