what should i do?

kenmei · 04-22-2008, 07:46 PM

today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
what will they do next?

upsgrunt · 04-22-2008, 08:05 PM

They will probably ask for a fecal sample to look for evidence. You should eat lots of spinach, cabbage, and blue food coloring.

helenofcalifornia · 04-22-2008, 08:15 PM

I am thinking cranberry juice Kenmei. It works covering up the THC in your bloodstream. What have you been up to lately? How's work going other than this inconvenient trip to the office. Hope you had your shop "stewart" with you.

dannyboy · 04-22-2008, 08:43 PM

First off, did you. If not, no worries. If so, you got a lot to worry about.

Many years ago, we had a sorter that had a package returned on the return belt that had burst open. Actually, the whitman sampler box had burst and only the candy ended up in the primary area. He took one piece off the belt(i know, sick!) and put it in his mouth. Happened to be the same time the center manager was watching the area to see when they were going to finish.

There went 8 years of great service to the company, never a day late, or no show (pretty good record for the AM sort), all gone that fast.

I hope for your sake, they were just fishing.

d

FAVREFAN · 04-22-2008, 08:43 PM

I am troubled Kenmei. Don't you understand the political ramifications this will have on your campaign? You said you were clean. What other skeletons are hanging out in your closet? I'm so dissapointed.

Baba gounj · 04-22-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
what will they do next?

Hopefully you were on the clock for that hour.
Well , how did you answer them ?

satellitedriver · 04-22-2008, 08:56 PM

Confess and sin no more.
Peace be with you.

brownrodster · 04-22-2008, 09:02 PM

Did you ask him how to get the job being the taper guy for the hub?

kenmei · 04-22-2008, 09:03 PM

well, i answer then i dont know what happen and that security stare at me with his big eye and scared me .he told me that nobody can escape from his eye.

if he found any evidence he will sent me to jail till death

LKLND3380 · 04-22-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
what will they do next?

Did you have a union steward with you?

satellitedriver · 04-22-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

well, i answer then i dont know what happen and that security stare at me with his big eye and scared me .he told me that nobody can escape from his eye.

if he found any evidence he will sent me to jail till death

U shud be scared. Ther is no excape from de big eye.
Run away an hide from the stare.
Jail till death is bad.

scratch · 04-23-2008, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by satellitedriver

U shud be scared. Ther is no excape from de big eye.
Run away an hide from the stare.
Jail till death is bad.

lol with kenmei. Glad to see you posting again. Were you taping up a candy box when you were accused?

UpstateNYUPSer · 04-23-2008, 03:13 AM

kenmei, you are just supposed to tape the box--not rummage through as though you were at WalMart.

How's the campaign going?

trplnkl · 04-23-2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

well, i answer then i dont know what happen and that security stare at me with his big eye and scared me .he told me that nobody can escape from his eye.

if he found any evidence he will sent me to jail till death

That's NOT a big eye, it's a camera lens.

Big Babooba · 04-23-2008, 06:34 AM

You better hope the chocolate you ate wasn't Ex-Lax.

Maybe that's why they sat you down for an hour.

raceanoncr · 04-23-2008, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
what will they do next?

Well...DID you steal some candy?

helenofcalifornia · 04-23-2008, 09:17 AM

Anybody want to be a charter member of the "Kenmei Fan Club?" Kenmei, keep on posting!! If you write a blog, I would love to read it. Maybe a blog of your work at UPS? Kenmei, Kenmei, Kenmei!

moreluck · 04-23-2008, 10:05 AM

You could call your blog "Duct Tales" and it would be full of your taping experience.

PassYouBy · 04-23-2008, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helenofcalifornia

Anybody want to be a charter member of the "Kenmei Fan Club?" Kenmei, keep on posting!! If you write a blog, I would love to read it. Maybe a blog of your work at UPS? Kenmei, Kenmei, Kenmei!

I'm in!!! Helen,you may need to tell him what a BLOG is first.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while ! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

feeder53 · 04-23-2008, 11:04 AM

Answer their questions truthfully to the best of your ability and if you think you need it, ask the Shop Steward to sit in.

MonavieLeaker · 04-23-2008, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moreluck

You could call your blog "Duct Tales" and it would be full of your taping experience.

How about "Tales Of The Taper"

HazMatMan · 04-23-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenmei

today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
what will they do next?

Are you still in that small room waiting for us to tell you what they will do next?? Lol. When they asked whether you stole candy or not, you should have said "You tell me, you got the cameras."Lol. Hey, they threw you?? That's violence in the workplace. Lol.