 Re: Dont want to quit.
An American was on vacation In England and was taking a taxie ride through town. " Hey Buddy could ya pull over somewhere so I can eat"
" no problem mate" the freindly cabby says and pulls up at a little farmers market. The cabbys feeling a bit hungry also and decides to grab a bite also.
as they`re walking through the market the American points at one of the tables and says " What the hell is that " the cabby looks down and says "thats a carrot sir " The yank looks at him and says " You call that a carrot ? Hell back in the states carrots are 10 times bigger 'n that" they continue walking and the America yells out " What in the hell is that" the friendly British cabby replies " Well sir thats an apple " "You call that an apple son ? Hell back in the states apples are 15 times bigger than that excuse for an apple" a little bit further down the row the American yells out " Just what in the hell do you call that " The cabby looks at him and says " That sir is a potatoe" the yank looks at him and says " You call that a potato ? Hell back in the states potatoes are 20 times bigger than that" to which the cabby replies " Well sir , In the UK we grow them to fit our mouths !"
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