What is the grossest thing you have seen

[Dirty Savage]

My my, what a great thread to read while eating my breakfast hehe!

The other day I was making a delivery to a residence. The woman who answered the door was quite overweight and was wearing a v-neck top wherein the "v" went all the way down to her belly button. Man, each of her pancake breasts must've weighed 50 pounds each, and all over said breasts and her chest were festering, dripping sores oozing pus and god knows what else.

Gag!

[pkg handler]

[raceanoncr]

Had to take town street off Interstate one morn cuz of crash shutting it down. Driving with a set of doubles thru town behind another truck. Sidewalk was right next to street with no right-of-way grass in between. Guy with cane was kinda hobbling down street when truck in front musta threw him off or vacuum from trailer or something pulled him off sidewalk and got run over by trailer wheels.

I had to stop right in front of flattened torso while other truck proceeded about another block before he knew what happened. Everything from head to waist was flat.

If there could be a lighter side to this, the witnesses reported to the media that a UPS truck run this guy over! I ain't never seen so many UPS ties gathered in one spot in all my life in a matter of seconds! Course, area was cordoned off and nobody was allowed near it while I was questioned by police as a first-hand witness. Ties were chomping at the bit to get to me and the set of doubles. Cops were going to arrest one of em for interference he was so persistant! Finally they let one in to drive it off and let one of em drive me home.

One morning while heading to work I decided to take the back roads (country). It was about 5:30 in the morning and barely sunrise at that point. Up ahead I saw something lying in the middle of the road but couldn't quite make it out. As I got closer it was a cow that somehow got over a fence and got hit by a car or truck. By that time the morning got brighter and all I saw was this red lake (blood). Someone must have had major damage to their vehicle because this animal was literally in pieces. What a gross sight!

[cosmo1]

Not as bad as many of other's stories, but the cat that ran under a dump truck in front of me and did two revolutions in the duals and came out running but skinned was notable.

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by cosmo1

Not as bad as many of other's stories, but the cat that ran under a dump truck in front of me and did two revolutions in the duals and came out running but skinned was notable.

There's more than one way to skin a cat

[UpstateNYUPSer]

I spent a year in Sicily when I was in the Air Force and was tasked to perform perimeter security at a C-141 crash site. Perimeter security basically means to keep nosy people away so that the investigators could do their job. Well, the crash was so intense that the investigators were basically reduced to looking for body parts to help identify the victims.

[satellitedriver]

I thought I was going to stay out of this, but I just can't.
A very large woman ( easy 400lb++) who sits on her porch everyday in a "ratted -out" (southern talk) recliner.
I have a COD for her.
She calmly raises her dress and (literally) pulled out (from you can guess where) a roll of dollar bills and hands me the money.
She saw my shock and the way I turned my eyes away and in a soft grandmother voice said to me, "there's a lot of hoodlums around here, but they ain't gonna get my money."

[outamyway]

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

I thought I was going to stay out of this, but I just can't.
A very large woman ( easy 400lb++) who sits on her porch everyday in a "ratted -out" (southern talk) recliner.
I have a COD for her.
She calmly raises her dress and (literally) pulled out (from you can guess where) a roll of dollar bills and hands me the money.
She saw my shock and the way I turned my eyes away and in a soft grandmother voice said to me, "there's a lot of hoodlums around here, but they ain't gonna get my money."

If your not full of , you win!!

[Braveheart]

My center managers face every day.

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by outamyway

If your not full of , you win!!

As my original post stated;

Originally Posted by satellitedriver

Do you really want to go there?
What I have seen, smelled and felt as a UPS driver makes me want to forget what I might face tomorrow.

I may be full of it, but I learned several decades ago, not to lie.
The worst part is that this is not the grossest thing I have seen in my life.

[satellitedriver]

Originally Posted by toonertoo

And not necessarily on area.
Tonight I saw things hanging from the power line. I usually just see shoes rapped over them, and I always think someones mom and dad will be really p'od. But it was the strangest thing so I just had to go look. And it was 3 Rats, and Im not talking mice, Im talking big fat rats, all hung, and stung together hanging down at eye level of any passing vehicle.
I avoided it quickly at first thinking it was a limb, duh, then after I made the delivery, I just had to go look............It truned my stomache
#1 it was frightening
2# thinking someone had to do that,
and what could be wrong with someone touching them and doing that,
And where the heck are Rats that big?

It is weird, to me, how weird things can happen around the country at the same time.
I was mowing my front fence line today and saw something hanging from the cable line.
30ft in the air someone hung this;(I hope it attaches)
One of my buds must have done this. How they did it, I don't know.
No tire tracks in the grass, 10ft away from the nearest utility pole.
Better to have a "voodoo" Rambo doll hanging on the front fence line, than dead rats.
I kinda like it, it fits me.

[iowa boy]

Was friends with a tow truck driver for a lot of years, and got to see the aftermath of human skull vs road sign at 65 mph. Gives new meaning to the phrase flattop if you know what i mean. Also got to deal with the preserving evidence after a sexual assault in a vehicle, in other words seeing various bodily fluids and different hairs on leather seats and not touching anything so as to not contaminate the scene while trying to shift car into neutral with no keys.

[UpsSuP1]

A UPS Hub

[Big Babooba]

Ever have to change a baby's diaper where they got their poop all over the place? How could so much crap come out of one tiny baby? Einstein must have written a theorem somewhere. The baby, covered in poop, will always look up at you as if to say, See What I did?That would be my cue to make a hasty exit and send in the wife. I was the going to pull a practical joke on my wife once. I was going to cover the lower half of one of my daughters with Hershey's syrup and pull my grossed out husband routine. I had second thoughts and chickened out. That's why I am alive to share this with you today.

My brother-in-law told me about a fellow mechanic that heated up a Snickers candy bar and put it in a new baby diaper. Later on that afternoon at break he pulled the diaper out of his tool box; opened it up and began to eat out of in front of everyone in the break room!!

[rod]

Originally Posted by Tweeder

My brother-in-law told me about a fellow mechanic that heated up a Snickers candy bar and put it in a new baby diaper. Later on that afternoon at break he pulled the diaper out of his tool box; opened it up and began to eat out of in front of everyone in the break room!!

neat trick ....A friend of mine would take a can of corn beef hash and put a label off a dog food can on it. Then while everyone was watching him feed his dog he would eat a big spoon full of it and say " Damn- this dog food ain't half bad".

[disneyworld]

Originally Posted by Big Babooba

Ever have to change a baby's diaper where they got their poop all over the place? How could so much crap come out of one tiny baby? Einstein must have written a theorem somewhere. The baby, covered in poop, will always look up at you as if to say, See What I did?That would be my cue to make a hasty exit and send in the wife. I was the going to pull a practical joke on my wife once. I was going to cover the lower half of one of my daughters with Hershey's syrup and pull my grossed out husband routine. I had second thoughts and chickened out. That's why I am alive to share this with you today.

On a recent rip to Fla, both my daughters caught the flu bug. We were in the airport, about a half hour before our plane was "suppose" to leave I decided to change a diaper for the flight home. I put my forearm under my daughter's rear end to pick her up and that's when the flood gates opened up. It was all over her and the front of me(shirt, shorts, socks and sneakers) and the carpet. I have never seen so much sh**. We had already checked our bags so I had no change of clothes, I could only rinse them in the mens room. To make matters worse, our flight ended up being delayed 8 hrs. So next time you are in Orlando Int. Airport and waiting for an American Airlines flight, DON'T ever sit on the carpet.

[Big Babooba]

Originally Posted by disneyworld

On a recent rip to Fla, both my daughters caught the flu bug. We were in the airport, about a half hour before our plane was "suppose" to leave I decided to change a diaper for the flight home. I put my forearm under my daughter's rear end to pick her up and that's when the flood gates opened up. It was all over her and the front of me(shirt, shorts, socks and sneakers) and the carpet. I have never seen so much sh**. We had already checked our bags so I had no change of clothes, I could only rinse them in the mens room. To make matters worse, our flight ended up being delayed 8 hrs. So next time you are in Orlando Int. Airport and waiting for an American Airlines flight, DON'T ever sit on the carpet.

Babies have a perfect sense of timing

[diesel96]

Just to lighten up on the gross tales, on a rural section of town there was this sign, "Missing, two chickens, family pets" please call xxx-xxxx, after two days gone buy someone nailed an empty bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to the sign. I felt bad for the family.....but you know what? Now thats funny right there.

One afternoon I was delivering in an old trailer park and it was raining cats and dogs. I decided to wait for the rain to ease off and sat watching 2 squirrels chasing each other up and down 2 power poles. One of them ran down the top powerline about halfway between the 2 poles, slipped, and while still holding the top wire with his front feet, his bottom feet hit the powerline below!!!! Man it was gross, that squirrel shook and smoke just poured out of him. But the really weird thing was he didn't fall. Every day for about a week, I would ride by and that squirrel was still holding both wires!

[The-UK-Guy]

Originally Posted by disneyworld

I walked in just as one was about to slide into the oven.

two necropheliacs were walking by a graveyard, the one nudged his buddy and said lets pop in and get a cold one

[The-UK-Guy]

I was getting beat up by an angry mob and they held me on the floor and made me watch as they cut my finger off.

[covemaster]

Originally Posted by Dirty Savage

My my, what a great thread to read while eating my breakfast hehe!

The other day I was making a delivery to a residence. The woman who answered the door was quite overweight and was wearing a v-neck top wherein the "v" went all the way down to her belly button. Man, each of her pancake breasts must've weighed 50 pounds each, and all over said breasts and her chest were festering, dripping sores oozing pus and god knows what else.

Gag!

WE HAVE A WINNER !!!!!! BINGO

[brownrodster]

A person had a dead cat in a plastic bag outside the police station yesturday. The cat was stiff his head and arms were above the top of the bag. His arms were sticking straight out like a zombie or something. Police officer walked out and said he'd contacted the humane society to come get the cat... Certainly not the grossest but kind of strange nonetheless.