What is the grossest thing you have seen

covemaster · 05-29-2008, 07:30 AM

1;; smell of skunk drove me nuts for about an hour, found out why when i pulled int the yard .went to break up the doubles and there the rest of him was,in between the dolly wheels an all ovah the air lines and rear trailer

2;; the mens room in hartfort ct
3;; pulling up to swerving car with head bobbing out on I84 ,only to find naked elderly guy cranking one out [that thought hard to erase]

05-29-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by filthpig

I also saw a fat guy "punchin' the munchkin" through his front window watching gay porn. I dropped the package and ran like hell!!!

Yeah, we had this guy in downtown Macon that would pull up next to your UPS car and start spankin the ole monkey, happened to a bunch of us as we were headed back in the evenings. I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes! I figured I would give them a heart attack if I knocked, so I snuck back out of the carport!

BLACKBOX · 05-29-2008, 06:59 PM

[quote=hseofpayne;346212] I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes!

sounds like something from the Penthouse Forum!

Big Babooba · 05-30-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by covemaster

1;;
2;; the mens room in hartfort ct

As we say Western New England, "Flush twice because Hartford needs the drinking water"

covemaster · 05-30-2008, 08:47 AM

love it big baboo

05-31-2008, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hseofpayne

I walked into a carport once and just before I knocked on the door I saw this old man servicing his dishwasher(his wife) from behind while she was still washing dishes!

sounds like something from the Penthouse Forum!

More like the Maytag Repairman Forum!

Cementups · 06-01-2008, 07:02 PM

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

06-01-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cementups

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

Well then who, pray tell, did you witness giving birth?

worthlessdriver · 06-01-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cementups

Probably the grossest hing I haveever seen:

Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

I was there for all three of my children and it was one of the greatest experiences I have ever had.

ol'browneye · 06-01-2008, 08:35 PM

Our satelite building is just a lean-to UPS rents from a trucking company. We used to get pigeons in the building and they would roost and crap on our trucks. The owner of the trucking company would shoot them sometimes when they got to be a problem. One Friday morning before Memorial Day weekend we got to work and found a couple of dead pigeons. We threw them on the other side of the lot. That night, I was the last one in. For a joke I grabbed one of the dead pigeons and threw it in the back of a co-workers package car and locked it up. Well, it happened to get very HOT that weekend and for 3 days that pigeon cooked in his truck. I figured it might be pretty nasty in there so I got there early Tuesday morning and got it out . The stench was unbelievable! The driver knew what happened and had a good idea of who did it but to this day I still deny knowing what he was talking about!

SpeedBoat · 06-02-2008, 01:36 PM

In the late 70's I dropped off a package at the FBI in Washington, DC. And the guy there asked me if I wanted to see what was in the box. He opened it up and there was a hand in dry ice minus the finggers. It was from a small town in the mid-west that did not have the funds or the manpower to id the person.

Cementups · 06-02-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by hseofpayne

Well then who, pray tell, did you witness giving birth?

Had to watch the videos in the classes beforehand and also watching on TV. That stuff just irks me. I told myself there was nowya I was going to watch that area turn into a war zone. No thanks.

jds4lunch · 06-11-2008, 08:26 PM

Sorry to ressurrect this thread, but I felt that I needed to share this:

I delivered to a grocery store the other day and the woman who signed my DIAD had a 2 inch long wart on her upper lip. It honestly looked like she was stabbed in the mouth with a golf pencil.

rushfan · 06-11-2008, 09:33 PM

People (probably other feeder drivers) who have left dumps in turnouts along Hwy 95 in S.E. Oregon.

Storm723 · 06-12-2008, 10:56 AM

How about just six (6) not one or two - bottles of pee in every soft drink bottle imaginable in the back on one package car??

thebrownbox · 06-12-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fnix

UPS Bathrooms

Agree... m y center has two Men's bathroom.. one near the sort and another near the Customer Service, I rather walk all the way to the front of the building then to use that nasty pissy smell bathroom, I have to hold my breath just to do what I have to do.

UpstateNYUPSer · 06-12-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cementups

Probably the grossest thing I have ever seen:
Chlid birth. I did not watch my own daughter being born

Cement, you missed what is perhaps the most beautiful thing in the world. I was there for the birth of both of my children and wouldn't have traded it for the world.

Cementups · 06-12-2008, 07:17 PM

No, no, no.......I was there. I just wasn't looking. I have a vision in my head of what I want that area to look like and do not need it distorted by any other image.

1989 · 06-12-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm723

How about just six (6) not one or two - bottles of pee in every soft drink bottle imaginable in the back on one package car??

Did you call the haz mat responder?

soberups · 06-12-2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm723

How about just six (6) not one or two - bottles of pee in every soft drink bottle imaginable in the back on one package car??

If I were CEO of UPS, I would cut a 6" hole in the floor of the package compartments in all the trucks, with hinged flaps to cover them. That way, a guy could just park, shut the bulkhead door, open the flap and take a leak wherever he needed to. Imagine how much more productive a guy could be if he could sort and pee at the same time....and if you were careful enough to park the truck on top of a puddle, there wouldnt even be any evidence when you drove away. As far as the ladies go....the flip-up step over the battery compartment makes a handy toilet seat, just be careful not to pee on the positive terminal!!

PopCan · 06-13-2008, 12:43 AM

A bus stop restroom about 3 hours outside of Yichang, China. The toilets weren't the Western kind either, which just served to make the whole thing even more disgusting, somehow.

bugman74 · 06-13-2008, 03:47 AM

driving towards the boardwalk in Atlantic City i see a crack head lady peeing infront of a trash can and she looses her balance and falls backwards right into her pee and she knocks over the trash can and can't get up! It was the grossest and funniest thing I had seen in a while. I had to stop the truck because I was laughing so hard I was afraid I might hit something.