I Gotta Lose The Goatee To Drive? :censored::censored::censored:?

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by PassYouBy

Tell her your "Trying" to look Metro sexual!

Do you have one of your famous visual aides for that?

[upsgrunt]

Originally Posted by But Benefits Are Great!

Metro Sexual = Gay, but won't commit

How about a Tri-sexual?


You're willing to try anything once

[springrubber]

Just tattoo the goatee on your face because apparently here in SoCal exposed tattoos are ok. They comment on my sideburns (a tad long,nothing crazy) but never say jack didley squat to the cover drivers with sleeved arms. Chicken sh!t! So I now bring up this observation to them every time they bring it up. Of course this is done in a joking atmosphere and I eventually trim the chops, only to let them grow again so that the cycle repeats itself over and over for the last ten years

[PAS'd out]

I guess you are arrogant, because you were wrong.

[But Benefits Are Great!]

Originally Posted by PAS'd out

I guess you are arrogant, because you were wrong.

How so?

[Hedley_Lamarr]

Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer

Which Seinfeld episode?

The one where the guy shaved his head in High school, then tried to grow his hair back latter in life and found out he'd gone bald...