Women being attracted to UPS drivers

upsdude · 07-20-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rushfan

.....you've got women with implants flocking

There's nothing wrong with aftermarket parts! I’ve spent 35 years customizing cars, far be it from me to criticize a woman for getting a little bodywork done.

upsgrunt · 07-20-2008, 04:14 PM

I'm still laughing at the "butter face" joke. I thought I had heard about everything, but that is grade A, top notch stuff there.
I have heard about women who have Ed Zachery's disease.

Their face looks ed zachary like their butt!

upsdude · 07-20-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by upsgrunt

I'm still laughing at the "butter face" joke. I thought I had heard about everything, but that is grade A, top notch stuff there.
I have heard about women who have Ed Zachery's disease.

Their face looks ed zachary like their butt!

rushfan · 07-20-2008, 04:35 PM

And I tell you there were a few of them with after market parts.

browniehound · 07-21-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bellesotico

Oh my..lol...a "butter face"...

Everything looks good butter face....

In her defense, she's not a butter face. She's just older and its nothing she can do about it so I want to clarify that she is not ugly. I wanted to say she has a 21-year old's body but is around 40 and her face shows it.

A butter face is a young woman with a great body but a face we can't look at, lol. We all can't be beautiful, so I don't think we should make fun of people who we would classify as ugly.

trplnkl · 07-23-2008, 03:01 AM

Beauty is indeed in the eyes of the beholder. Other men may not think my wife is pretty, I don't know or care what they think. I see her as a beautiful woman from far away (always have), but when I look into her eyes I see the true beauty of the woman inside. For me, that's what is important.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

mattwtrs · 07-23-2008, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by trplnkl

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

I wonder why as little kids we never worried about beauty or looks and then our hormones screwed us up so bad as teenagers!

bellesotico · 07-23-2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by browniehound

In her defense, she's not a butter face. She's just older and its nothing she can do about it so I want to clarify that she is not ugly. I wanted to say she has a 21-year old's body but is around 40 and her face shows it.

A butter face is a young woman with a great body but a face we can't look at, lol. We all can't be beautiful, so I don't think we should make fun of people who we would classify as ugly.

I got ya

But yeah..your last sentence...ok..that made me giggle...

But Benefits Are Great! · 07-23-2008, 10:32 AM

"...The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish,..."

She could be Mariah Carey herself, naked, and I would still be turned off by that.

moreluck · 07-23-2008, 11:00 AM

Anybody who is in a bar everyday (except bartenders) already has a relationship.....with alcohol.

HAPPYDAYS · 07-23-2008, 04:34 PM

I ran from my UPS guy...but he was in better shape than me and caught me!That was 18 yrs ago. I have nothing but respect for all the hard working guys and gals in brown. I've heard so many of the stories about the women flashing, chasing, flirting. My question is: What about the female drivers? Do the guys chase them?

browniehound · 07-23-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bellesotico

I got ya

But yeah..your last sentence...ok..that made me giggle...

OK, after re-reading it, it is hypocritical on my part. Yes me and my "lunch buddies" at work rag on the scary chics that we have all delivered too. We all laugh and its fun to talk about.

I do, however, have a soft spot in my heart for such women. It makes me feel bad to think 3 or 4 UPS drivers

are ragging the crap out of her every day at lunch. These girls are someone's daughter, wife, sister and when I think of it this way, I now know I'm going to hell!

At the same time I think about all the times I have got shot down

and how many hot woman have laughed at how stupid I look and then I don't feel so bad

.

browniehound · 07-23-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HAPPYDAYS

I ran from my UPS guy...but he was in better shape than me and caught me!That was 18 yrs ago. I have nothing but respect for all the hard working guys and gals in brown. I've heard so many of the stories about the women flashing, chasing, flirting. My question is: What about the female drivers? Do the guys chase them?

Chase female drivers? Have you ever seen a female UPS driver

?
The kind of woman I'm interested in can't do our job day in and day out.
Its not like Fed-ex where she is just delivering letters. Not many guys want a chic that can drive a 24-footer and deliver 500+ pieces including over 70's, spools of wire, 12 foot pottery-barn boxes, etc.

The black girl in the latest Haz-Mat video is hot, but she's just a model and couldn't pull a route (I'm guessing) on her own. If she was a real driver everybody in the center would be chasing her!

UPS GIRL · 07-23-2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by browniehound

Chase female drivers? Have you ever seen a female UPS driver

?
The kind of woman I'm interested in can't do our job day in and day out.
Its not like Fed-ex where she is just delivering letters. Not many guys want a chic that can drive a 24-footer and deliver 500+ pieces including over 70's, spools of wire, 12 foot pottery-barn boxes, etc.

The black girl in the latest Haz-Mat video is hot, but she's just a model and couldn't pull a route (I'm guessing) on her own. If she was a real driver everybody in the center would be chasing her!

So. I might not be the "typical" UPS female driver. But, I get hit on a lot. By customers and co-workers.

I'm a petite woman 5' 3/4". Very feminine and a girly/girl.

But, I work my tail off and do my job w/o complaints and very little help.

browniehound · 07-23-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UPS GIRL

So. I might not be the "typical" UPS female driver. But, I get hit on a lot. By customers and co-workers.

I'm a petite woman 5' 3/4". Very feminine and a girly/girl.

But, I work my tail off and do my job w/o complaints and very little help.

UPS GIRL,

I apologize if I offended you or hurt your feelings.

I was generalizing when I made my comments and it was based on my obsevsations at UPS. I've never met someone who fits your discription that drives a package car.

If you are feminine and can do the job it would be a turn on. It just seems to me that most woman that can do the job are too masculine for my taste!

daiku · 07-23-2008, 11:06 PM

women go crazy over your pension....your benefits .....your weekly check......

rod · 07-24-2008, 02:05 AM

I've worked with a couple of VERY good looking female UPS drivers and can tell you from experience that not only did guys chase them -they also held doors open for them and carried packages for them. Immagine that

HAPPYDAYS · 07-24-2008, 12:50 PM

LOL!

I thought this might intrigue a conversation! Seriously though, my hubby wears brown every day and has every day for over 25 years. He has his moments where he refuses to wear the polo shirt I bought him that is brown (because he is fed up with Brown)! Personally, after 18 yrs I still think he is one Hot UPS driver! (Ladies flirt all you want...he comes home to me.)

UPS has been a great to our family except for the couple of times they could not find him for the delivery of his own children. That was when cell phones were not common.

There is one thing I would like to comment on to all the younger drivers and the wives. The brotherhood of the drivers, and I do not mean Teamsters. When he became seriously ill and I was working my butt off to make ends meet..the drivers all were there to help out with work around the house and financially with us. I never have seen co-workers take care of their own as they did. It wasn't just a few drivers either, it was all of them , even management. This doesn't really have much to do with those that chase UPS drivers...

bellesotico · 07-24-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by browniehound

UPS GIRL,

I apologize if I offended you or hurt your feelings.

I was generalizing when I made my comments and it was based on my obsevsations at UPS. I've never met someone who fits your discription that drives a package car.

If you are feminine and can do the job it would be a turn on. It just seems to me that most woman that can do the job are too masculine for my taste!

Brownie..Brownie..Brownie...

I was a bit concerned there for a minute. Generalizations like those are kind of iffy!
But there is a bigger lesson to learn here. Those over 70's..PB's..and spools that you so affectionately refer to don't just walk onto your package cars by themselves.
#1. There are many female pre-loaders out there that are MORE than capable of loading those up quite efficiently. And Brownie..we don't handle just one package car..we handle multiples.
#2. Not all of us are masculine. I'm about as feminine as they come..but you better believe I can make a 70lb pkg of bolts look as light as a box of kleenex.

#3. Driving isn't just a "man thing". I run air on Saturdays. I can't say that wearing browns is my idea of fashion forward..but I make it work.
Oh..and the bigger the package car the better. Size does matter.

HAPPYDAYS · 07-24-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bellesotico

Brownie..Brownie..Brownie...

Oh..and the bigger the package car the better. Size does matter.

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