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| Women being attracted to UPS driversThis is a discussion on Women being attracted to UPS drivers within the UPS Discussions forums, part of the Brown Cafe UPS Forum category; Originally Posted by covemaster
does that also happen when you del at the gay bars lol
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07-16-2008, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by covemaster  does that also happen when you del at the gay bars lol |
Seems like you're speaking from experience!...lol | 
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07-16-2008, 09:05 PM
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I think he would deliver in their back door... less crotch looking. | |
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07-16-2008, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Hawk I think he would deliver in their back door... less crotch looking. | oh wow several diff ways to take that....  | 
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07-17-2008, 06:01 AM
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loved the gay bars!! great tippers !!!!!!!! lol lol lol
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07-17-2008, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by drewed 2 questions
do you actually go by browniehound? lol
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did any come of it!?!?!?! | Good questions drewed!
I'm actually thinking of declaring my nickname as the "Browniehound" to my friends and aquaintaces. No, just kidding.
Nothing has come out of it, but I have a girl and it was my buddy's girl so its something I'm not going to pursue.
She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.
Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.
Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average.
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07-18-2008, 06:16 AM
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take her out Brownie,then we can read about it in Penthouse letters!!!
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07-18-2008, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by browniehound Good questions drewed!
I'm actually thinking of declaring my nickname as the "Browniehound" to my friends and aquaintaces. No, just kidding.
Nothing has come out of it, but I have a girl and it was my buddy's girl so its something I'm not going to pursue.
She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.
Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.
Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average. |
Oh my..lol...a "butter face"...
Everything looks good butter face....
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07-18-2008, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by browniehound She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.
Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.
Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average. | Sounds like shes a butter face!
(Everything's good about her but her face) | |
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07-18-2008, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by covemaster loved the gay bars!! great tippers !!!!!!!! lol lol lol | They always seem to be extra polite to me at the gay bars. I went in once to have a seat at the bar and some nice young gentleman offered to push in my stool.
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07-18-2008, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by soberups They always seem to be extra polite to me at the gay bars. I went in once to have a seat at the bar and some nice young gentleman offered to push in my stool. | LMAO! Hopefully you got a couple of drinks sent your way  | |
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07-18-2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by soberups They always seem to be extra polite to me at the gay bars. I went in once to have a seat at the bar and some nice young gentleman offered to push in my stool. | Just tell him you work for UPS so you will be the one packing his sh**. | |
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07-18-2008, 09:15 PM
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I would have had to politely decline and make sure they understood that my stools are exit only. | |
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07-18-2008, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by browniehound Good questions drewed!
I'm actually thinking of declaring my nickname as the "Browniehound" to my friends and aquaintaces. No, just kidding.
Nothing has come out of it, but I have a girl and it was my buddy's girl so its something I'm not going to pursue.
She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.
Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.
Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average. | yea i hear ya, for me they dont have to be a high mark on either hottness or prettiness but they def cant have a low mark on either! lol
thats why you get your groceries put in paper bags!
or just keep her face in a pillow! lol | |
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07-19-2008, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Hawk Just tell him you work for UPS so you will be the one packing his sh**. | ROTFLMAO....that was freakin hillarious
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07-19-2008, 08:06 AM
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Gee, is there any way we can make this thread more pathetic? Started off good, and went right down the toilet. | |
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07-19-2008, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by theUPSman One of the drivers at my hub told me that women go crazy over the UPS guys,haha. What's the truth to this? What are some of your experiences? | OMG everyday i love my job!! | |
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07-20-2008, 02:14 PM
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My wife says it's common knowledge- UPS guys generally have nice butts. | |
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07-20-2008, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brown Dog My wife says it's common knowledge- UPS guys generally have nice butts. | My husband says the same. UPS women get hit on all the time too, ya know. Makes the job even tougher to run from them all..day...long. So many men, so little time | |
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Originally Posted by Brown Dog My wife says it's common knowledge- UPS guys generally have nice butts. | My wife says the same thing! Mines not so nice right now though. I fell off a step ladder a week ago and landed on a tool on my back deck. Six stitches in my upper butt crack area. I bust my butt at work all week, then I come home and bust it some more.  | |
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07-20-2008, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by scratch My wife says the same thing! Mines not so nice right now though. I fell off a step ladder a week ago and landed on a tool on my back deck. Six stitches in my upper butt crack area. I bust my butt at work all week, then I come home and bust it some more. | That's it! You and Danny both are getting Warning Letters!
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