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10-05-2008, 12:57 PM
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I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.) 
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10-05-2008, 01:01 PM
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#2 | | Nightcrawler
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Restraint 
At least you kept it at that. So hard to not start cracking up. I think I may have burst out laughing.
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10-05-2008, 01:04 PM
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Its a good thing you didn't thank her for telling you your fly was down.....  | |
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10-05-2008, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by chev  Restraint
At least you kept it at that. So hard to not start cracking up. I think I may have burst out laughing. | After I said that to her, I thought I might not have wanted to say that. But she seemed pretty cool with it. I thought it was pretty funny...
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10-05-2008, 01:32 PM
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When I was helping one day, they last stop of the day, the lady said "thats all, I was expecting a bigger package". I was sorta bummed, what a way to end the day. | |
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10-05-2008, 02:17 PM
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Kinda like when they ask you " do you have a big load today?" Some people snicker but I am not familiar with that terminology. | |
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10-05-2008, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hedley_Lamarr I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.) | A Freudian slip on her part.
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10-05-2008, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Hawk When I was helping one day, they last stop of the day, the lady said "thats all, I was expecting a bigger package". I was sorta bummed, what a way to end the day. | And then your wife turned over and went to sleep? JK LOL
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10-05-2008, 05:16 PM
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hahahaha | |
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10-05-2008, 06:52 PM
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#10 | | Nightcrawler
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster And then your wife turned over and went to sleep? JK LOL |  That's gotta hurt.
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10-05-2008, 07:03 PM
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No wife, whos laughing now? | |
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10-05-2008, 07:10 PM
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This might be a dangerous topic, but there are probably so many more fun UPS sayings. I once told someone I was having a bad day because I hit a curb and "spilled my load" They did not find it funny, but I got a chuckle. Or when you ask where they want the delivery, and they say "I will take it in the rear" I know immature, but I laugh | |
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10-05-2008, 07:25 PM
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no way I couldnt laugh if I heard that. I am way too immature | |
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10-05-2008, 08:18 PM
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If you all knew the things I said to my customers. I'll see someone I know that I delivered to their house earlier and will tell her that I put it in her bakckoor. sometimes I will tell them I put my package in her bush so no one would see it.
I have one little hottie that will flag me down with her ARS packages and will tell me she wants me to grab her box if I have a sec.
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10-05-2008, 09:17 PM
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I always say to the women on my route when they refer to my package ...why thank you!!! We are all smiles at that point! | |
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10-06-2008, 02:53 AM
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It's tuff to keep a straight face when she meets you at the door and says; " I saw you coming."
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10-06-2008, 03:11 AM
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How about in the winter when you hand them the diad and they say " Your thing is cold." Response: I knew that, but how did you?
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10-06-2008, 03:13 AM
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#18 | | just a member
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Originally Posted by Hedley_Lamarr I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.) |
Would have been a great set-up for "That's what she said."
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10-06-2008, 08:00 AM
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I once was delivering to a men's shop where the one saleman I knew well usually answered the back door. His name was Jack. One day, a younger salesman answered and I said, "Jack off, today?" He said, "Yeah". He didn't pick up on it, but I laughed everytime I thought about it for the rest of the day. | |
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10-06-2008, 11:04 AM
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That's hilarious-I don't care who you are.
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10-06-2008, 07:57 PM
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OK,
I knew there would be some funny ones. The "Is Jack off" and " I saw you coming" are pretty good. I also liked "Can you grab my box" | |
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10-06-2008, 08:15 PM
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#22 | | Life is a Highway...
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Originally Posted by trplnkl It's tuff to keep a straight face when she meets you at the door and says; " I saw you coming." | Another one makes me laugh is " I heard you coming"..I felt like saying.."was I that loud?"... | |
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10-06-2008, 08:18 PM
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How about be gentle with my box!!!! | |
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10-07-2008, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by McLeod How about be gentle with my box!!!! |
Yes ma'am.
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10-07-2008, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BLACKBOX Another one makes me laugh is " I heard you coming"..I felt like saying.."was I that loud?"... | No! The customer always comes first
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