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Originally Posted by Hoaxster  Homeland Security will not let UPS and besides, since your wife had her tubes tied, you don't need a raincoat. |
We have two kids.. meeny, miny and there won't be no mo. | 
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Originally Posted by Re-Raise We have two kids.. meeny, miny and there won't be no mo. | But there's a Desperate Housewife down the lane who has a kid named Eeney that looks a lot like you.  | |
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04-26-2009, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by JonFrum But there's a Desperate Housewife down the lane who has a kid named Eeney that looks a lot like you. | Delivering the package ... that's his job.
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04-26-2009, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster Delivering the package ... that's his job. |
Standing nearby with a report on his performance, is managements job. | |
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04-26-2009, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Dizzee Standing nearby with a report on his performance, is managements job. | UPS implementation of technology has made generating that report much easier and at little cost.
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04-26-2009, 12:53 PM
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Would that be TPORH or PPORH?
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04-26-2009, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster UPS implementation of technology has made generating that report much easier and at little cost. |
True. Telematix would measure his stops, starts, and unnecessary backs. Not to mention his use of safety equipment.  | |
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04-26-2009, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dizzee True. Telematix would measure his stops, starts, and unnecessary backs. Not to mention his use of safety equipment. | We wish each other a safe weekend on Friday afternoons and I say, "No problem, No sex."
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04-26-2009, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer Would that be TPORH or PPORH? | Trinkles Per On Road Hour
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Poops Per On Road Hour
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04-26-2009, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer Would that be TPORH or PPORH? | Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoaxster Trinkles Per On Road Hour
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Poops Per On Road Hour |
I thought he was fencing.
Thrusts and parrys???
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04-26-2009, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by over9five I thought he was fencing.
Thrusts and parrys??? | Over, are you wearing your puffy shirt again? | |
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04-26-2009, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dizzee Over, are you wearing your puffy shirt again? | Yes, to match his lip where Oreo, Big Babooba's big cat, scratch his lip.
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04-26-2009, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Dizzee Over, are you wearing your puffy shirt again? | Puffy shirt is an excellent Seinfeld reference!
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04-26-2009, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster Yes, to match his lip where Oreo, Big Babooba's big cat, scratch his lip. |
%^*&^^$ cat
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04-26-2009, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by over9five Puffy shirt is an excellent Seinfeld reference! | Was UPS ever incorporated into a Seinfeld episode?
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04-26-2009, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster Was UPS eer incorporated into a Seinfeld episode? | Hmmm, not that I recall. (which seems strange. Everything else was!)
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04-26-2009, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by over9five I thought he was fencing.
Thrusts and parrys??? |
Bingo!
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04-26-2009, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster Was UPS ever incorporated into a Seinfeld episode? | I know fed ex was in an episode or two where elaine starts hanging out with the "bizarro" counterparts of George , Jerry, and Kramer. While she is at the one of the counterpart's apartments, the bizarro equivalent of Newman pops in and he is a fed ex delivery man | |
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04-26-2009, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster A picture of a DIAD is worse than a thousand words. | unless u quote off of upser.com | |
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04-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoaxster This thread has no intent to say on track.
Call it "Stream of Consciousness" with one rule - must relate (loosely is better) in some way to the previous posts and some relationship to life at UPS.
OK ... here's the starting point -
Should UPS treat union employees differently than non-union employees?
... and away we go. | Off topic ? But there must be nothign worse as a non-union hourly than coming in expecting to tap on a keyboard and being told to sneak around doing union work trying to avoid stewards when union people are sent home because the volume is too low. | |
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04-26-2009, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sleeve_meet_Heart Off topic ? But there must be nothign worse as a non-union hourly than coming in expecting to tap on a keyboard and being told to sneak around doing union work trying to avoid stewards when union people are sent home because the volume is too low. |
I'm having trouble finding a portable radio that has enough volume to be heard in a package car, but doesn't eat batteries like crazy. | |
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04-26-2009, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dizzee I'm having trouble finding a portable radio that has enough volume to be heard in a package car, but doesn't eat batteries like crazy. | Try this one Dizzee..I have one and it works well. It is rechargeable, so no batteries to replace. The remote works good. The only down side is that if you leave it on all the time, the battery will only last about 4 hrs.
P.S...You CAN find them for about 1/2 the price listed too!
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Originally Posted by Sleeve_meet_Heart Off topic ? But there must be nothign worse as a non-union hourly than coming in expecting to tap on a keyboard and being told to sneak around doing union work trying to avoid stewards when union people are sent home because the volume is too low. | Lot of worse things such as taking a steak knife and cutting between your toes and pouring hot sauce on it. Man, that's much worse. Or closing the bulkhead door on your hand, that's worse.
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Originally Posted by PassYouBy Try this one Dizzee..I have one and it works well. It is rechargeable, so no batteries to replace. The remote works good. The only down side is that if you leave it on all the time, the battery will only last about 4 hrs.
P.S...You CAN find them for about 1/2 the price listed too! | Thanks  Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoaxster Lot of worse things such as taking a steak knife and cutting between your toes and pouring hot sauce on it. Man, that's much worse. Or closing the bulkhead door on your hand, that's worse. |
And who hasn't done that. Man. A lesson you only need to learn once. | |
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