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tieguy · 07-05-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

THAT'S IT!!! Just because no one see's/steps in it at that moment doesn't mean the urine magically disappears. Rain doesn't wash it away either, it just spreads it along a little more. Come on now people, what are we becoming if we can't take the (paid) time to walk to a restroom and pee?

Does the same thing happen at your house's? You're mowing the lawn and get the urge to go. Do you say, there's a good spot over there, near my wife's rear tire? No one will see me. It won't eventually start smelling bad in that area. I guarantee you that if you all tell your wive's what you've been doing, they'd take exception to it, and ask you to stop.

You can always tell too. Certain parts of the yard would have that urine stink to it until you had a good rain wash it away.

City Driver · 07-05-2009, 10:59 AM

i still dont see the big deal

also sometimes dockworkers climb down a ladder into the yard and go to this small grass patch by a fence to pee (and smoke cigarettes, me not included)

but even peeing into the yard isnt a big deal to me at all.....like i said im a jockey, driver and dockworker and i cant think of the last time my feet were in the yard right under the dock......you always pull the trailer out before pretrip or closing swing doors

poppybill01 · 07-05-2009, 12:20 PM

If I need to pee I dont- and will not- ask, I just go do it. Grow some gonads. And yes, fedex, we are union although you wouldn`t know by reading these stupid posts.

stevetheupsguy · 07-05-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

i still dont see the big deal

also sometimes dockworkers climb down a ladder into the yard and go to this small grass patch by a fence to pee (and smoke cigarettes, me not included)

but even peeing into the yard isnt a big deal to me at all.....like i said im a jockey, driver and dockworker and i cant think of the last time my feet were in the yard right under the dock......you always pull the trailer out before pretrip or closing swing doors

City Driver, you put the Pee in UPS.

Here's your updated equipment. Oh, and you may want to see your Dr, as frequent urination may mean that you may have diabetes. If you have to go bad enough that you just drop your zipper and go, you may have a problem.

Diabetes insipidus (DI) is a condition characterized by excessive thirst and excretion of large amounts of urine.

City Driver · 07-05-2009, 03:51 PM

no i just drink alot of water because its good for you....i dont remember sayin "i had to piss so bad i just couldnt hold it so i hopped out of the truck and pissed on the ground"

City Driver · 07-05-2009, 03:52 PM

lmao!

stevetheupsguy · 07-05-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

no i just drink alot of water because its good for you....i dont remember sayin "i had to piss so bad i just couldnt hold it so i hopped out of the truck and pissed on the ground"

So you're saying that you can hold it, but don't and pee on a dock?

I think it's time you went to charm school, so's ya can learn you some of that thar etiquette/manners.

City Driver · 07-05-2009, 05:04 PM

we pee in the yard from the dock, nobody walks in the yard like that

Hoaxster · 07-05-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

we pee in the yard from the dock,

Nothing wrong with that city driver but one bit of advise ... don't tell that to women or momma's boys.

tieguy · 07-05-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

we pee in the yard from the dock, nobody walks in the yard like that

thats disgusting. you would probably get fired if you did that in a real ups yard.

UpstateNYUPSer · 07-05-2009, 05:37 PM

I guess acquiring an inferior brand and bringing it up to UPS standards involves more than simply putting new decals on the cabs and trailers.

stevetheupsguy · 07-05-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoaxster

Nothing wrong with that city driver but one bit of advise ... don't tell that to women or momma's boys.

My parents taught me to use the proper toilet.

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Originally Posted by UpstateNYUPSer

I guess acquiring an inferior brand and bringing it up to UPS standards involves more than simply putting new decals on the cabs and trailers.

Ouch!

bluehdmc · 07-05-2009, 07:03 PM

I grew up on a farm of sorts, if you were working in the yard and had to pee when I was younger and it was 200 yards to the house or 5 yards to go behind the bushes, you know the bushes got watered. Granted between trailers is not good, but the army didn't dig a latrine when we were marching to the rifle range, if we stopped everyone just stepped off the trail and peed.
Wasn't there a discussion here recently about "bathroom bottles" in pkg cars? I don't know if anyone has noticed but UPS does not really put a lot of bathrooms in hubs, some of them seem to be quite few and only in certain areas, like driver locker rooms, not usually near feeder doors. A lot of those rooms can be quite disgusting at the end of the nite sort. Some of the things some people do!!!
Makes you wonder what their homes look like, and the only one they hurt is the porter.
As far as the original post, I don't think it's right to have to "ask" when you want to go to the bathroom, just tell the sup. And bring a bottle and fill it from the fountain for drinking.

Hoaxster · 07-05-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoaxster

Nothing wrong with that city driver but one bit of advise ... don't tell that to women or momma's boys.

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Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

My parents taught me to use the proper toilet.

Ouch!

Parents = yo mama

stevetheupsguy · 07-05-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoaxster

Parents = yo mama

Is not my mama.

rushfan · 07-05-2009, 08:21 PM

I was told we have to go to the bathroom on our break or lunch, and it was stealing time.

rod · 07-05-2009, 08:35 PM

Every man should be able to pee in his yard off his deck. ---Oh- you are talking about truck yards and docks- not decks. Excuse me- carry on.

bigtoe1111 · 07-05-2009, 09:00 PM

i don't think i could live anywhere i couldn't pee of my back deck. have always lived beside the woods. in a way.

rod · 07-05-2009, 09:02 PM

ma's flowers need watered ya know

jw55wags · 07-06-2009, 03:53 AM

mama's flowers will be dead then!!!!

City Driver · 07-06-2009, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tieguy

thats disgusting. you would probably get fired if you did that in a real ups yard.

but were not, we are all overnite guys in brown pants

stevetheupsguy · 07-06-2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

but were not, we are all overnite guys in brown pants

I can't believe you haven't let go of Overnite yet. Here, maybe this will help you. Look at the upper left hand corner of the picture. I hope this brings you comfort.

City Driver · 07-06-2009, 01:05 PM

they spelled overnite wrong

pickup · 07-06-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stevetheupsguy

City Driver, you put the Pee in UPS.

Here's your updated equipment. Oh, and you may want to see your Dr, as frequent urination may mean that you may have diabetes. If you have to go bad enough that you just drop your zipper and go, you may have a problem.

Diabetes insipidus (DI) is a condition characterized by excessive thirst and excretion of large amounts of urine.

those pictures are great. Looks like someone is putting his vacation time to good use.

stevetheupsguy · 07-06-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by City Driver

they spelled overnite wrong

Is this better? I went old school for ya.

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Originally Posted by pickup

those pictures are great. Looks like someone is putting his vacation time to good use.

I'm unable to go on a real vacation, as I'm waiting to close on our house and my Wife just lost her Grandfather. Her Dad lost both of his parents within months of each other.