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07-15-2009, 06:34 PM
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#1 | | Bubblehead
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Got some suggestions for a new UPS slogan:
#1. A variation of an oldy: The tightest ship in the shipping industry by default.
#2. Better late than tomorrow.
#3. We spin our wheels so you don't have to.
Anybody have any others to share? | 
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07-15-2009, 06:49 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
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yes we can! damage an overnight package that much in 10hours! | |
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07-15-2009, 06:49 PM
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#3 | | golden ticket member
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I'm down with Brown !!!! 
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07-15-2009, 06:55 PM
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#4 | | Bubblehead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moreluck  I'm down with Brown !!!! | If it's Brown, flush it down.
Maybe that would be better suited for Fed Ex. | |
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07-15-2009, 07:01 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
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We promise you world wide express service without a promise it'll make it there on time! | |
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07-15-2009, 07:07 PM
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#6 | | Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: America
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We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes.
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07-15-2009, 07:13 PM
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#7 | | 23 year driver
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Bear with us
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07-15-2009, 07:24 PM
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#8 | | ModSta in Training
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Quote:
Originally Posted by upsgrunt Bear with us | Or as Over9Five says,
"Bare with us."
__________________ Pay no attention to what people say...observe their actions and above all else remember, "It is what it is".  Its a fascinating story, but as the Ferangi say, "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth." | |
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07-15-2009, 08:09 PM
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#9 | | Member
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with our sophistcated hub and spoke system, we can now loose your pkg in over 188 countries over night. | |
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07-15-2009, 08:44 PM
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#10 | | Wrapped around her finger
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: here
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UPS - Michael Jackson isn`t the only one who knows how to handle a package.
I`m sorry,too soon?
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07-15-2009, 09:05 PM
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#11 | | Member
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'reacting swiftly to safety issues for 102 years!' | |
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07-15-2009, 10:03 PM
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#12 | | Natural Born Citizen
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Hey, we know that we suck, but you got no other choices. | |
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07-16-2009, 01:39 AM
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#13 | | Senior Member
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You ship 'em we rip 'em. | |
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07-16-2009, 02:03 AM
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#14 | | Senior Member
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We swear, that's how it looked when we picked it up! | |
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07-16-2009, 04:36 AM
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#15 | | free at last.......
Join Date: May 2007
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"Time and a half.....it's not just for wages anymore"
"Turning technology on its' ear"
"Working harder than we ever have....with no better results"
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07-16-2009, 08:23 AM
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#16 | | Moderator
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"Use the company your tax dollars are bailing out!"
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07-16-2009, 11:16 AM
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#17 | | Senior Member
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Right turns are leading the way.... | |
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07-16-2009, 12:34 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
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"People first, then packages."
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07-16-2009, 03:44 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cachsux UPS - Michael Jackson isn`t the only one who knows how to handle a package.
I`m sorry,too soon? | yeah, too soon, you have to wait at least a month before you speak ill of the dead. 
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07-16-2009, 03:53 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
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Unneccessary Pressure and Stress, for you, | |
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07-16-2009, 04:18 PM
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#21 | | I live dilbert
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We put the X in Fdx.
We sent DHL to Hell.
We take the post out of the office.
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07-16-2009, 04:21 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
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"If it has a zip, we make the trip"
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07-16-2009, 05:03 PM
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#23 | | Go Chargers!
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What did Brown do to you?
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07-16-2009, 05:16 PM
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#24 | | Blah
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"When it absolutely, positively, has to be micro managed to the point of becoming inefficient..."
or simply,
"Hey, we're still making money DESPITE our management!" | |
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07-16-2009, 05:40 PM
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#25 | | Junior Member
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"You buy it, we break it." | |
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